Ambush Interview #110 Evil Chris
 

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Ambush Interview is an information biography interview service giving webmasters profiles on the characters behind the scenes in Online Adult from a variety of backgrounds. Please visit our archive for other interviews on GFY with major Adult Industry Players. This ambush was written by Rochard. Thank you Roc!



110 Evil Chris


Evil Chris is one of a handful of industry professionals who's screen name might as well be "Mr. Dependability". He's been in the industry longer than most of us remember, runs a high profile program, and is the owner of a high successful webmaster board. As I did my research preparing these questions I was unable to find anyone who had anything bad to say about him, which is a fitting testimony to his character.






1) Let's get this out of the way ? Is Elvis still alive?

2) You look like the bastard child of Richard Gere and George Clooney. Are you related to either of them?

3) Why do you drive "chick cars" ? cars that you usually see chicks driving?

4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?

5) How many times have you been caught jerking off in the shower?

6) Instead of the typical "who do you look up to question", let's mix things up a bit. If you weren't working for Teen Revenue what company would you want to work for?

7) You were in the Canadian Army for fifteen years? What did you do in the Army?

8) If your wife gave you a "free night" where you could have sex with anyone in the industry, who would it be and why? Did She tell you about her Free night?

9) Which is your biggest obsession? Big boobs or golf?

10) Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong". What does this mean?

11) Have you ever heard the phrase "I like dem boobs and I like dem out"?

12) Do you care about what people think about you?

13) You worked for Wild Rose. What was Carol Cox really like?

14) Some of the friends you told us to contact to come up with these questions included JMan, J$tyle$, Mangus, Good Chris, Funbrunette, The Legacy, LAJ, and Evil Dan. If you think about it this would a great cast for a movie. Why do you call these people your friends?

15) When did you start dyeing your hair grey?

16) Teen Revenue has the Texas Twins, the Milton Twins, and the Simpson Twins. How do you sleep at night knowing that these are sites are borderline incest sites?

17) What stories do you have from Dokk's Negril Net bashes?

18) You have a hot wife Funbrunette - have you ever considered allowing her to film porn or at least have her own website? If not - why? If so - where the fuck is it?

19) Does your family know what you do? How did you tell them?

20) Would you allow your wife to be photographed with another man?

21) I am sure you see a lot of webmasters and companies screwing over someone else - care to tell us who you can't trust?

22) If not porn, what else would you wish to be doing?

23) At conferences, has there been any gay guys hit on you and have you ever considered it?

24) Any words of advice to those webmasters starting out who want to be as successful as you?

25) Does being married to such a hot woman help your exposure and sales in the industry? Do you pimp her out?

26) Now that the American / Canadian dollar are so close, how do you think it will affect the Canadian adult market?

27) Would there be any situation that would make you consider leaving the industry?

28) Your wedding ceremony was the shortest ceremony in history. Why the rush? Did you have someplace to go or were you just in a hurry to get back to the honeymoon suite to consummate the marriage?

29) You and your best friend have been trading the same gift on and off for the past twenty years. What is this gift and why is it important to you?

30) If someone told you that figure skating is much more exciting then hockey would you be offended? Why?

31) Your father is most famous for?

LOLLLLLLL you are interviewing this punk? you must be running low on ideas.

all depends on the info we get from our sources on the victum. :2 cents::winkwink:

ok, so right about the time I started getting into reading the ambush interviews is about the same time you stopped asking serious industry related questions

I went back and read a bunch though, and they were good, now it just seems like they are all about personal shit and partying

any chance you can get back to having more industry related topics instead of "Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong"

That would be nice

I crack myself up!

ok, you are an idiot.
Ambush has NEVER been all about industry questions. EVER
Ambush is about who someone is and was and how they got to this point in their life. It's always mostly been about finding things to talk to someone about OTHER than the program they work for/own. That way when you meet them you can find common interests with the person.

Jesus the the idiots on GFY are getting DUMBER by the day.

bring on the hate

jesus man

oh man !!!
YES!!

cant wait for this one!

no kidding. me thinks some trolls got hit by the summer slow down and can't make their honda civic payments and thus are venting here . :2 cents:

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The ambush starts with some dramas!

Congrats :winkwink:

Oh yeah, and Go Leafs GO!!!

wow, you know, I went back and re-read a few, and you are right, they have always sucked, I must have only paid attention to the industry related questions

EvilChris is one of those behind the scene kind of guys - speaks softly and carry a big stick. and only his wife will ever know how big his stick is.

great interview and questions

oh boy... I can't wait for franck to find this thread. Should be entertaining.

Anyway, Evil Chris truly is a worthy candidate for an Ambush. Great guy and really knows a LOT.

Evilllllllllll... I know nothing about him, so this will be interesting

I don't know Chris too well, but I've always liked him. He's always been there when I've need him, and every time I've talked to him he's come across as being smart.

A dumb fuck. A liar. A bullshitter. That sums it up.

Search the board for examples. He also has the worst affiliate support in the history of adult programs. He makes up stats/ratios etc.

You get the picture.

Lets also not forget that he threatens people on icq.

What the fuck do you got against honda civic owners?


oh wait.

Mine's paid off.

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I love Chris' hair - in a crowd of 20 something guys that all look somewhat alike, I can spot him :)

Great questions! Some I can tell who is asking, but some totally not.

Will be fun to answer them, and also to dodge stupidity from the likes of Fris, Frannie, and that metamoron animal.

:)

Good thing. You won't be able to fit into it soon so you might as well sell it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well you cant hit me up on icq anymore to threaten me as i put you on ignore.

Gonna email me now?

I feel like posting all shit i can find about Chris is this thread. Might take a hour but it would certainly spice this thread up plus people can really see what kind of person Chris is.

Let me think about it...

Then again the bro club defending him while knowing he is in the wrong would make me so sick i'd puke. Hmm decisions...

These interviews attract a huge bro crowd. Thats why i never read them. Its all about asslicking and broventions and breers (bro beers, i just made that up). Its fucking sickening to the bone.

I tried to read 1 or 2 but ended up missile vomiting and ruining my whole desk.

Wow, I've just realized how little Sleazy and his cronies are worth my time. The "Brobush Interview" is worthless. One needs not read the post Scott made to see that if "Evil Chris" is getting interview and is revered in this industry something is very wrong.

"Hey bro if you need anything just ICQ me. This doesn't mean I will respond or give a fuck, but me saying "ICQ me if you need anything" is reassuring and makes me sound cool."

Can't keep thoughts to a single post or are you trying to become the next juicy?

I just hit submit too early every time. Seriously. I just keep thinking of new things after i hit submit.

And Juicy only types something like dffssssssssssssHUGDFRFDGG 10 times in a thread. I actually make posts.

Youve just been excluded from the bro club.

And Teenrevenue will close your account now. They dont like truth.

Honestly I really REALLY don't care. I would rather not sit in a constant circle jerk where these guys are brown nosing and whacking each other off all the time saying "bro lets do biz" at shows and on icq. I am a behind the scenes person who more than pulls his weight.

I admit, this USED to be a real cool feature where you learned about some people who worked for or owned large programs and I felt like I was getting some value out of it.

But looking through a bunch of posts that say "bro nice hair omg it's gray WTF WHO HAS GRAY HAIR LOLLZZZ BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Bro. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHA LOLZ" is a waste of everyones fucking time.

And I just wasted 4 minutes typing this.

Well let's get this going...

1) Let's get this out of the way – Is Elvis still alive?

You know, at one time I did think that Elvis had staged his own death to be able to disappear, get off painkillers, and live a normal life. This guy had no chance of ever living a quiet life, so the conspiracy sounded somewhat plausible. OK maybe I just enjoyed pretending he was possibly alive. :)

He's dead now. Sorry.

I go to conventions to get drunk and watch tits.

If i need to do biz i wait till i get home and talk to someone or even better not talk to someone and just send them sales.

Oh btw, for those read this: I threw away your business card 3 mins after you gave it to me.

Sorry, i dont see a point in taking 100 cards with me back home.

Start answering Chris! :)

Gotta love the hate.

No no, its not just hate. Its getting sick of people who defend scammers and liars and thiefs because they are bro's.

Hi Chris,

Great ambush. Long time coming. You're quite the old timer too!

Much love,
Leslie

Ohhh I cant wait to hear all of these answers..


** another question .....

Chris are you going to Miami so I can beat you in poker this year??? :-P

I'm listening to The King right now.

He stays young by not working too hard. Affiliates hitting you up all can make you so tired. Ignoring keeps you young.

Great questions, I want to hear the answer to which he prefers more, golf or boobs... even though I already know the answer.... sorry Steph he lies:-)

cant wait to read this one! :)

My god save the hate for Chris in another thread.

Chris... man do we go back a long ways. Enjoy your ambush... I'll be reading this one!

Chris is good peeps!!!