I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog...
 

finally a spam mail that made me chuckle...

Points for creativity, at least.

haha... yeah. I read it earlier this week. lol

I remember thinking the first time I got that one...

"Well, you're not going to be able to to it in that order."

Only if he kills himself first, he wont be able to eat his dog.
His dog will have to eat him^
I like people who try to speak/type in english and say shit messed up
10/10 for trying..lol
I always get stupid emails.

haha... i've read it already also. :)