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guy asks about masturbation on Yahoo answers. LOL

This christian guy is asking people about masturbation on Yahoo answers.
Sounds like he's really feeling bad about it cause religious reasons.
Very funny though.
The link is here

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5092519AADP4G5

Lol, that can't be for real....

16, and in college, and didn't know what masturbation was?

I don't think so.

Am I about to get RickRolled ??

Nope, this isn't a rick roll. :)

Quote:

Massturbation???

advice needed: I am 16 years old (17 in a week). I started masturbating when i turned 16. I watched a movie, there was sex in it and then i started doing it. i just thought of it as nothing significant. i heard that this was called masturbation and after reading at wikipedia. i am disgusted with myself. I am a christian and stayed away from girls and porn and then suddenly got into it. Now i am scared to ask girls out because of my past. I want to stop it all now. In my college boys talk about girls and porn, is it possible that some of them do it as well?? i don't know what to do? i just want to end my life and have another chance to start again. i read that it's just as worse as having s e x. someone please tell me, i am really disgusted with myself. does anyone else here do it? will i be condemned to hell? will i ever be able to have a girl friend or wife or normal life? i am depressed now. someone please advise me, i would really appreciate it, man. bye, got deleted, writing again.

totally fake, if he was such a hardcore a christ humper that masturbation turned his world upside down, he wouldn't be talking about ending his own life..

there is no way that is real

Would be great if it was real though... :1orglaugh

I say let him go. A kid who gets that fucked up in the head because he jerked off can't be stable. He'll wind up being the next school house shooter and everyone will say, "he seemed like such a good christian.....until he spanked the pup. It was all downhill from there."

Yahoo answers is pretty cool when you are just bumming around the net. I have seen some funny ass ones on there!

People always ask the dumbest questions on Yahoo.

hahaha!, well it's ok if its fake. this just help to laugh! lol

thats pretty funny , If I had an account I would tell him he can go blind