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fuzzylogic 07-31-2007 01:46 AM

Animal Molester Walks Free After Sheep Fails to Testify
 
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A man in The Netherlands who stood accused of having sex with a sheep walked free from court because the animal was unable to testify that it hadn't given him prior consent or that it had suffered emotional stress as a result.

Without this testimony people cannot be found guilty of bestiality in Holland. Animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen noted "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."

The country's Minister of Justice, Ernst Hirsch Ballin, has since stated that he will fight to change the law so that in future it will be a criminal offence to have sex with animals.

Source: www.metro.co.uk

bobby666 07-31-2007 04:06 AM

i will forward those news to my sheep

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 04:07 AM

True story - when I was in my last summer in high school I was an intern at our local town newspaper. There was this guy who is a local character because he is always walking around town with a cow even though he isn't a farmer. He also thinks that aliens talk to him and stuff. Anyway, he got taken to court for something and on court day we had to go cover it. He ended up getting kicked out of court because he brought his cow into the court and tried to call her as a character witness.

The paper staff talked about that for the rest of the summer.

natas 07-31-2007 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12847345)
............He ended up getting kicked out of court because he brought his cow into the court and tried to call her as a character witness.

:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mrwilson 07-31-2007 04:16 AM

hahaha best thing i have read this week!

Danny B 07-31-2007 06:36 AM

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Scott McD 07-31-2007 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 12847894)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TampaToker 07-31-2007 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 12847894)

lol good one

Jesper 07-31-2007 06:46 AM

Some people are real sick...

pornvue 07-31-2007 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12847345)
True story - when I was in my last summer in high school I was an intern at our local town newspaper. There was this guy who is a local character because he is always walking around town with a cow even though he isn't a farmer. He also thinks that aliens talk to him and stuff. Anyway, he got taken to court for something and on court day we had to go cover it. He ended up getting kicked out of court because he brought his cow into the court and tried to call her as a character witness.

The paper staff talked about that for the rest of the summer.

:1orglaugh freakin hilarious...

Libertine 07-31-2007 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 12847072)
The country's Minister of Justice, Ernst Hirsch Ballin, has since stated that he will fight to change the law so that in future it will be a criminal offence to have sex with animals.

I just don't understand why they want to outlaw it.

I mean, hundreds of millions of animals are killed yearly in the Netherlands to be turned into food, and most people are fine with that, but when someone sucks off a dog or fucks a sheep it's suddenly cruel to the animal? :eek7

Jarmusch 07-31-2007 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 12847894)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr Steele 07-31-2007 09:20 AM

Your Honor, just look at how she dresses.. it was too much for me to take, she's just asking for it..

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...heephooker.jpg

jonesonyou 07-31-2007 09:21 AM

I would testify. If I was the Sheep.

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pornvue (Post 12848346)
:1orglaugh freakin hilarious...

Even my dad shares that story as if he was there. Later that year, Clinton came to a nearby town and the cow guy was stopped because he was trying to use his cows to blocks the traffic around the area where Clinton was going to give an address.

JFK 07-31-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Steele (Post 12848555)
Your Honor, just look at how she dresses.. it was too much for me to take, she's just asking for it..

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...heephooker.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Flynn 07-31-2007 09:30 AM

That is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. LOL

u-Bob 07-31-2007 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12848372)
I just don't understand why they want to outlaw it.

I mean, hundreds of millions of animals are killed yearly in the Netherlands to be turned into food, and most people are fine with that, but when someone sucks off a dog or fucks a sheep it's suddenly cruel to the animal? :eek7

what he said :)


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