wow.......
 

i was just with my girlfriend and i couldnt get it up when we we're gonna fuck

i feel like shit :disgust

:Oh crap

OI soooo call bullshitiiiiiiit

u r too young to need the little blue pills.....

Maybe you broke it?

Threre HAS to be a tranny hooker involved!!!

how old r u?

are you fit and able?

does she stink?

omggg, you already are an old fart!

get over it, blame it on her.

...maybe its just stress.. no worries man.

OMG........:upsidedow
How young are you......

i just couldnt get it up, maybe because im drunk

no, shes not a tranny :1orglaugh

so much alcohol or drugs :2 cents: ;)

lol - u missed that bit out!

there's ur problem!

im 19, kinda fit, and she doesnt stink at all lol

im not old :1orglaugh

well when she calls or comes over i feel my stomach turning :Oh crap

im 19, ill be 20 in 3 months...

you're 19?! Damn And i thought i was the youngest on here. Sweet I feel quite elated right now haha.

add me to icq 405 009 573. Just because you're young, so now i have a young buddie haha (i sound so f'n gay right now don't I.)

congrats

no more hookers?

maybe, we'll try tomorrow when im not drunk

i hit you up on icq

nope, havnt been with a hooker in like 3-4 weeks :thumbsup

I know you're not, but your weiner is:1orglaugh

Madawgz!!

Do Your Nuts Hit The Water When You Dookie Too?

damian2001 hit me up on icq, 120594593 i want to talk to you

lol :Oh crap

Oh god - what did I do? - I swear it wasn't me :Oh crap

perhaps it is because you were thinking more of GFY than here..I mean, rather than talk to her you are posting it here. I mean, maybe just maybe, she is feeling pretty bad too.

Must be the alcohol, I have the same problem when I drink too much

your young! you should be on fayahhhr!!!!

i think you need to take..................












viagra! LOL.

Well she probably didnt have a penis... thus you couldnt get it up.... :ugone2far:eatmouse:evil-laug:evil-laug:winkwink:

whiskey cock. Happens.

haha like what he just said, he was just drunk so that's it! :)

i smell lies


dont leave your laptop open...lol

It's because of the Mexican moustache. You need to get rid of it.

Does your gf knows about your troubled past with dirty hookers?

dont try so hard, just let it happen. it's not your fault she doesn't turn you on.

you should tell her that :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I didn't know real dolls could talk now

the more you try the less it responds, just relax and let things happen, thats the way to avoid that kind of problems........at least it works for me...

I have problems keeping hard. When my 5 year old knocks on the bedroom door asking what is going on I lose it.

ask her to suck it :)

you got a gf now? what happened to all your escorts? got to expensive?

:1orglaugh best response ever :1orglaugh

How many times did you Jerk off before she came over?

Get a prettier girlfriend.

You're just probably gay....

Don't worry......

Stop jerking off so much.

It just means you're gay. Think about men and it'll perk right up.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Physical and sexual stimulation (kissing, touching, stroking, etc.) that occurs in the excitement stage of the sexual response before intercourse or without intercourse. Foreplay can lead to orgasm without intercourse, in which case it can be called outercourse.

for $100..

Being drunk - could very well be a huge factor. Indeed.

weak.....

she went home...then i posted this thread, and we did talk about it...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

im not lying lol :1orglaugh

she likes my moustache, and yeah she knows about the hookers ive been with

You need more alcohol training young grasshopper. When you can't walk but can still grow a tree in your shorts you've become a true ninja. DRINK ON!

:1orglaugh i wouldnt know, are they fun to play with ice? :winkwink:

no more escorts for me :)

didnt jackoff once...:\

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

geez i only jackoff once a day :1orglaugh

You don't like her that much do you?