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UniversalPass Pete 08-13-2007 11:39 AM

Joke of the day!
 
Got this an email!:)

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. "Well," he said, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi said, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

Aquarius 08-13-2007 11:42 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nice one.

Jesper 08-13-2007 11:48 AM

:thumbsup great

who 08-13-2007 11:51 AM

Very funny :)

Brother Bilo 08-13-2007 11:53 AM

That's pretty funny. Not gonna lie though, almost didn't read it because of how long it was.

jonesonyou 08-13-2007 11:53 AM

joke of the day. you win.

Scott McD 08-13-2007 11:55 AM

A priest, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.......

























And that was just the one guy...

woj 08-13-2007 12:10 PM

:1orglaugh

sniperwolf 08-13-2007 12:15 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

D 08-13-2007 12:49 PM

:1orglaugh

everestcash 08-13-2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12921729)
A priest, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.......
And that was just the one guy...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you win

KILL_FRENZY 08-13-2007 02:45 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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