Male masturbation toys
 

Any1 ever try em? Do they work? Any good? Like those penis sucker things that jerk you off or something? Im not talking about penis pumps, or fake pussies.

Anyway, me and the wife were on eBay fulfilling a sex toy buying binge, I got her like 4 different vibrators, some crap for both of us, then we came across this male shit, ... I was like 'hmmmm'... and get this, she started bitchin at me 'you aint getting that! hell no'...... lol she got jealous. What she can have a bunch of toys for herself and I cant get something that MIGHT do the same thing for me? Well I bid on it for novelty because I dont think its actually going to give me a great time..... unless one of you have some stories you would like to share?

:eek7

Go to:
www.goodvibes.com

They have a nice selection. Enjoy. And they deliver discreetly. :Graucho

I went there to find a pic of the toy I bought on ebay, and they seemingly dont have it. Nice looking site though, but I bought enouff crap last night to last me and the wife a long time (ok mostly her, me, i need some fresh fucking pussy dammit).

I tried it with a cheese grater once...wasn't too bad until I tried to lube up with some lemon juice.....

everyone - especially guys:Graucho - should visit

Divine Inspirations

In answers to triple 6's questions he should try this page specifically:

Baby Jesus

What would Jesus do?

My goodness, your bad!:1orglaugh

Microwaved Honeydew Melon

:eek7

no one tried jesus on divine inspirations? Shame.:1orglaugh

hey, I use the fine grated side...I'm not a total sicko......

;)

btw, hell with abby jesus, the pope rules it for anal stimulation......or so my friends tell me....

You were bidding on used sex toys on ebay...:1orglaugh