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What's the first thing you say or do after sex?

Okay, let's hear it!

What's the first thing you do after sex?

I tell her to get me a towel to clean up

and the other chick to make me a sandwich!

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh what do you tell the other guy?

I usually try and stay inside for a while and just catch my breath. Then I make the move for the towel and my girl goes to the bathroom to "clean up"

Pay your mom the $15. :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by kingtool (Post 12983417)

Apologize

hahahahaha

Try and get the knots un-tied

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Originally Posted by D (Post 12983425)

Pay your mom the $15. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Eric can you hand me the remote.

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory (Post 12983501)

Eric can you hand me the remote.

Yeah but that is only after I have been screaming at you for 15 minutes about your fucking teeth!

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Originally Posted by D (Post 12983425)

Pay your mom the $15. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Close Internet Explorer.

nothing... i don't want her to wake up....

Ill see you later ..

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Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 12983406)

Okay, let's hear it!

What's the first thing you do after sex?

I tell her to get me a towel to clean up

and the other chick to make me a sandwich!

:winkwink:

And by "her" you mean "him" right? :1orglaugh
And by "chick" you mean "dude" right? :1orglaugh

But seriously, I go for the trusty cum rag and clean up...not much to say.

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Originally Posted by APN Philip (Post 12983575)

Close Internet Explorer.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Slap her on the ass, say 'Good ride', rollover and go to sleep

close the barn door as quietly as I can

Flick the remote from porn to sports, then take the ashtray off her back.

roll over, light a smoke, roll back over, look at her, and say..."You still here?"

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock (Post 12983410)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh what do you tell the other guy?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"This is a great football game isn't it?"

first thing I do is to wake up, wash, and put on new pants and back to sleep!

man

i feel kinda strange

but i have sex again

wooo.. black sheep over here

I swear that's never happened before....

High five! :1orglaugh

light a cigarrte and wonder how good it was....

I grab the baby wipes. and I tell him not to flush the condom . unless he wants to unclog it.

tissue please........hahaha

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Originally Posted by APN Philip (Post 12983575)

Close Internet Explorer.

same except with FireFox :thumbsup

ask if she is on the pill.

because i would have blown my load DEEP in her.

I ask "Are all you girls on the same cheerleading squad?" :)

worry about gravitational short'cummings' (get that towel - always me), she controls her abdominal catchment area, i patch the oozing and prepare for the next issue.

Sometimes

I try hard to remember her name

"Oh fuck... your not serious are you? I've never had a condom break in my life... you sure?"

pee and then eat a sandwhich