How to forget (ex)girlfriend?
 

Hey, :helpme

some weird GF pissed me off (after few months she told me she is lesbian\bi and has a kid) - later she told me she want to marry me! WTF, I said gfy... she is gone.. out of my life, mostly... I am working with her!.. I see her every day... damn... Its hard to ignore her, she is hot... and I liked\loved the old girl, before the truth... I like her somehow but, maybe its just my cock.. but my brain tells forget her...

How can I forget her?? a new GF might help BUT - I dont need a NEW gF right now... And I dont want to quit my job... (no its not mc donalds..)

thx, :error

...and that is why you don't sleep with co-workers.

I wouldnt quit but I would start looking for a new job if she really broke your heart being around her all the time isnt good.

foe me 20 beers a day are a great help in such a situation

Work your ass off so that you are getting promoted as her boss. Then fire her. Problem solved. :thumbsup

And... by the time you reached the boss level you can pick your new girlfriend with ease. Girls tend to love leading guys. :winkwink:

sleep with her sister is a good way

Kill her and bury her in a shallow grave down by the river. That always makes me feel better.

LOL! Don't you guys just HATE it when you dig a new grave and you find one of your old victims in there already? That is SO annoying.

you don't ever forget, you just stop feeling emotional about an ex over time.

you don't loose your girl.
you just loose your turn.


-RogerV

It's called oneitis. The only way to really get over it is to sleep with 10 other girls.

welcome to life. :)
having a woman hurt you reminds you that you're alive. It also makes you revel in the better ones that will come along.:winkwink:

Step 1:

http://www.elbloggotorcido.com/image...in_mouth_1.jpg

Step 2: Pull the trigger.

Go get some hookers

choke her out

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no, i cant kill my self yet... I have some bills to pay, lol, thanks guys, the idea with "grave down by the river" is interesting ;)

she sounds weired. Forget her...

Ive never heard it put so perfect...

Some bitches are scandalous... Reminds me of my ex, Fuck the next turn...

I played a different game...

:thumbsup

Bingo. You have no other options than to quit your job or kill her.

Just ignore her and pretend like everything is ok. Have fun with your friends, pretend to enjoy life like never before. That always works. Bitch will cry and want you back.

Unfortunately this scenario can happen to both guys and gals.
I wish you luck in this experience as I know personally how tough it can be!
Just try to be strong and realize that she obviously wasn't the "one" for you.
Time will heal all wounds my friend.
Be patient and wait it out but in the mean time at least go get laid! :)

get a hooker

You never really forget them unfortunately

find a way to get her fired..

or forgive and keep fucking her and her lesbian friends

I like your style :thumbsup

forget about her and live well...its always the best thing to do

LOL you work with her? Get her fired very covertly.

Tame your cock and forget her:D

The best way is to start hitting the titty bars (week 1).

And start fucking your ass off.

Works everytime.

Date her mother

get another girl.

Take a trip to Thailand, followed by Costa Rica. That'll make you forget all about her!

Put her on ignore like so:

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/breakup(1).jpg

The best idea is to get next girl :)

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Yeahh welcome to life. I have the same story, but i can't tell her to fuck off, because she is in my heart and my soul. I am still in love with her.

It's crude... But fucking someone else usually works.. If you still have feelings for her after you have done that, then maybe it's time to find a new job.. but don't quit over a girl... find a better job, then make the move.

...or her mother :winkwink:

Since simply "getting over it" doesn't seem to be working for you - remember, It's your problem, so find something else to burrow your cock into or quit your job.

:2 cents:

Yeah. that always works.

Do em both... tape it and put it online.

By the way, this thread is useless without pics.

I know this is the way to go, unfortunately it does not always work. As is the case with me right now.

I bought a house in another city and we were supposed to move here as a family (g/f, son and me). About 10 days before, she told me she was going to stay in my old house. Now i am here, don't know anybody and have my son 3/4 days a week. Other days i am just working and trying to do my thing.

At age 35 you don't have too many friends who hang around in bars every day, most are settled down. She's 25 and having all the fun in the world with guys and dolls, biatch :p

well thats life you just have to accept the truth that things are not meant to be

Go and get some Gigolo and tell to her face that your a GAY :winkwink:

* Don't look at pictures or other things that remind you of her.
* Do not call her, write emails, letters, instant messages, text messages, etc.
* If she calls you or writes you in anyway, do not answer or reply.
* If you run into each other at the same place, leave if possible, or stay at the opposite end of wherever she is.
* Avoid her. There will be someone else in your love life who will make her seem like a stepping stone.
* No matter how much you may want to be friends, you have to make her or yourself the enemy. This may or may not be temporary, but it's necessary for this time being.

think, that won't help(

wow nice you posted something useful :thumbsup

work hard and drink hard! :thumbsup lol no i think what what zand stein said is true, finally something useful from bot ;)

Too bad this won't work when you raise a kid together;)

Nevertheless, i did this twice too with other breakups and it works like a charm.