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SmokeyTheBear 08-28-2007 10:53 AM

Miss teen USA competition FUCKUP ( video )
 
https://youtube.com/v/lj3iNxZ8Dww

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

My future wife

jonesonyou 08-28-2007 10:54 AM

what a idiot.

sweetcuties 08-28-2007 10:57 AM

Yea, she's dumb... I saw the Miss USA comp when she spoke and I was like wtf. She's all over youtube, getting it bad from pretty much everyone. She was on the Today show earlier, sounded intelligent but it was no doubt, rehearsed :2 cents:

SmokeyTheBear 08-28-2007 11:00 AM

heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

SmokeyTheBear 08-28-2007 11:01 AM

she wouldnt have been so bad off if she just stopped after "most americans don't have maps"

it would have been kind of comical and probably true

MikeB 08-28-2007 11:02 AM

If you get nervous, it is easy to ramble without making much sense. That said, previous observations may be right.

kingtool 08-28-2007 11:07 AM

I feel bad for her... she's just a kid and she was put on the spot. I get all mumbly and stupid when I'm nervous so I now how she feels.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-28-2007 11:15 AM

that was some funny shit

Twisted Dave 08-28-2007 11:20 AM

Holy shit ... that's horrible to watch. She's actually fucking hot ... but that was ... oh Good Lord!

:o

OzMan 08-28-2007 11:37 AM

Smokey you need to get out more... or should that be stay in more...this is the second old video I've seen you posting in the last day :winkwink:

and like was said in another thread about her... imagine what you could talk her into

"ok now I'm gonna need you to spread your legs for world peace mmkay? "

Iron Fist 08-28-2007 11:37 AM

The guy holding the mike was probably praying she kept it under 30 seconds...

CyberHustler 08-28-2007 11:55 AM

I fucked her 2 years from now... I think

SilkyJohnson 08-28-2007 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 12999964)
The guy holding the mike was probably praying she kept it under 30 seconds...

That guy...is A.C. Slater!! Show some respect!!

Connor 08-28-2007 12:02 PM

Hahahaha... oh MAN, you think when she plays that video when she's 50 she'll be able to laugh? Or will this one event set of a chain of events that lead to her complete and utter destruction? I mean, people HAVE become hopeless alcoholics for LESS..... :D

stev0 08-28-2007 12:02 PM

hahaha, that's gotta be embarassing

kazper 08-28-2007 12:03 PM

I completely understand she was nervous, but I don't get the point she is trying to make...

Flynn 08-28-2007 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12999820)
heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Thanks for translating that. :) I wanted to do it but I couldn't.

Tom_PM 08-28-2007 12:20 PM

My god, what a perfect example of why kids in the U.S. can hardly figure out what a map even is, lol.

She should have pointed out that in the US, we fund the flavor of the day pork rather than education and that the audience need look no further than in the mirror because we vote in this country. Or maybe not.

SteveLightspeed 08-28-2007 12:24 PM

She sounded just like a few *unnamed* past convention seminar speakers after a hard night partying....

Couple longtime favorites:

On why to build a paysite:
"Paysites are mostly for sites that make you pay."

On hit counting terms:
"Its a "raw hit" before you count it, a "unique" when you count it, and an "impression" when it makes a good impression."

J. Falcon 08-28-2007 12:26 PM

I feel bad for her.

gecko 08-28-2007 12:32 PM

I feel sorry for her, and yes being nervous can do stuff like that

Tom_PM 08-28-2007 12:33 PM

Not a bad parody from Miss West Carolina (she's pretty hot too): https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

Vitasoy 08-28-2007 12:41 PM

Well not all is for lost ;)

KILL_FRENZY 08-28-2007 02:16 PM

seen this vid before and made me laugh really hard

tg989 08-28-2007 02:21 PM

again, more proof that freebasing coke is not a good thing to do before appearing on national tv.

PantiesDropped 08-28-2007 02:48 PM

That's how dumb girls are now days.

V_RocKs 08-28-2007 04:01 PM

That's my girl!

SilkyJohnson 08-28-2007 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 13000204)
Not a bad parody from Miss West Carolina (she's pretty hot too): https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

West Carolina is a great state to visit...I highly recommend it. :thumbsup

Steve Awesome 08-28-2007 04:22 PM

Holy fuck that is priceless.

nikki99 08-28-2007 04:28 PM

saw it yesterday and mades me lol :)

HouseHead 08-28-2007 04:33 PM

had alotta ppl loling today lolololorofl

st0ned 08-28-2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12999820)
heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

ROFL! Intelligence at it's finest :thumbsup

MikeB 08-28-2007 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13000164)
She sounded just like a few *unnamed* past convention seminar speakers after a hard night partying....

Couple longtime favorites:

On why to build a paysite:
"Paysites are mostly for sites that make you pay."

On hit counting terms:
"Its a "raw hit" before you count it, a "unique" when you count it, and an "impression" when it makes a good impression."

You are bringing back memories....

Porno Dan 08-28-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12999820)
heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

She is so damn hot she will never have to work if she doesn't want to

Spunky 08-28-2007 05:19 PM

She's been gobbling too many black cock..it penetrated her brain

Drake 08-28-2007 05:31 PM

That's a Hall of Fame answer.

pornask 08-28-2007 05:39 PM

that dude has done phenomenal job holding back... he was just about to explode laughing you can tell :D

VeriSexy 08-29-2007 01:38 AM

awwww poor girl


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