Do you produce enough Nose grease to oil a pan? if so, click here!
 

.. and then click here... u might learn something! :winkwink: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_grease

My nose is an oil pan.

I'm glad I know that now.

I'm not ruining a good beer
Nose grease has mild antifoaming properties and can be used to break down a high head on freshly poured beer. Wiping nose grease onto one's finger and then touching or stirring the foam causes it to dissipate rapidly

I was laughing my ass off reading that. It looks serious, but it has to be joke...BTW, I have produced approximately 3 quarts of nose grease during my lifetime, and about a pint of taint grease.

Apparently its not a joke...nasal sebum exists, but the guy who wrote that wiki entry is a comic genius.

haha, nice info!

This type of nose grease?
http://www.popthatzit.com/files/addb...86a101ad34.jpg

man the things you learn.

helps put out the beer foam
http://www.afc50.dial.pipex.com/nose.jpg