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Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 02:26 AM

Dude, seriously. Check this.
 
I am sitting here zoning out listening to a horror DVD on repeat shohahahay after 2 AM, my cat comes running in with what seems like a bat, I damn near fall out of my chair backwards, no shirt on and this fucking thing hits me in the back needlesstosay, I fucking screamed outloud, my girl jumps up has no clue whats going on, her eyes arent even focusing and Im jumping around the room almost naked with a fucking bat chasing me.

Well, its not a bat, my cat and dog battled for it as it made its way to the lamps in the living room.

After about 20 mins of searching for it and figured it was gone, I got closer to my station and noticed the fucking thing fucking landed on my mousepad.

Thats when I realized what it was/is.

No clue what species but this is the biggest god damned moth I have ever seen, I am guessing the fires in the surrounding hills have disturbed some truly astonishing tree dwellers, this fucking moth has a 5-6 inch wingspan. I shit you not.

You cannot imagine how fucking creeped I am right now, i keep twitcdhing thinking somethings pricking me, or crawling on me.... fuck.

I caught the fucker and me and my girl put it in a tupperware jug and its fucking under a Fender practice amp.

I cant even look at it through the plastic man, its fucking the biggest damn moth I have ever seen, I am going to look up info on, I swear the fucker is like the one on Silence of the Lambs or something, it has big black circles on the wings (from what i recall) and huge antennas and fucking legs....

shit dude, seriouslty this creeped me out bad this fucking hair tarantuala thing with legs fucked popped my bareback as Im sitting here smoked out bout to crawl into bed with my honey, god damn im fucking wired.

nocostporn 09-11-2002 02:31 AM

ahaha..killer moths,not a good sign for the day :(

d0se 09-11-2002 02:33 AM

pics!?

you can buy massive moths (mounted) in Thailand markets.. they're fuckin huge.

Brown Bear 09-11-2002 02:34 AM

Be a man you fuckin pussy!

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Be a man you fuckin pussy!
Admittedly I must have sounded (and looked) like a punk.

But that fucking thing flew into me, and it hit me like a fucking bird flew into me.

Fuck that.

Brown Bear 09-11-2002 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Admittedly I must have sounded (and looked) like a punk.

But that fucking thing flew into me, and it hit me like a fucking bird flew into me.

Fuck that.

ha ha, just razzin ya!

I would have been like "what the fuckin who hell is that damn thing!"

BUG DIE NOW.

NoCarrier 09-11-2002 02:39 AM

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~hugho/moth.jpg

Brown Bear 09-11-2002 02:41 AM

http://phauq2.homestead.com/files/moth.JPG

Brown Bear 09-11-2002 02:42 AM

http://www.defra.gov.uk/planth/pestpics/heli2big.jpg

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 02:45 AM

Well I am comparing pics right now on a site, and species.

In looking, its a (Sphingidae) "Hawk Moth" - trying to compare pics online.

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 02:47 AM

It looks a little like this one, but its missing the circles and its bigger than this.

<img src=http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov/resource/distr/lepid/moths/pic/1710_06.jpg border="1">

Its not the normal moth man, this thing looks a bit more "stingy" I thought it was a locust too, but its too big.

Brown Bear 09-11-2002 02:52 AM

Its probably laying down its scent so others like it can follow it and attack you in your sleep.

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Its probably laying down its scent so others like it can follow it and attack you in your sleep.
No doubt.

quiet 09-11-2002 03:30 AM

hmm

minimouse 09-11-2002 03:41 AM

99 Will die......
did you see the movie mothman prophecies?

matty 09-11-2002 05:29 AM

I was just going to say that, SCARY

Steve 09-11-2002 09:04 AM

the moth species used in Silence of The Lambs actually was able to inflict a very painful bite.

Big bugs suck

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minimouse
99 Will die......
did you see the movie mothman prophecies?

Yes.

Have read it too.

I listen to Art Bell often, and the writer and scientist who is doing all the research on the Mothman called in about 2 years ago, (cant recall his name) it has been years...before the movie and I listen to him talk of his research.

We were following the Mothman Proph before the movie came out.

Loved the film though, but does the guy and his research no justice as all Hollywood does to good plots and scripts.

;)

jreaka 09-11-2002 09:06 AM

MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 09:12 AM

Found it.

Friend says its from Tomato Worms.
Big Green worm and it turns into this thing.

<img src=http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov/resource/distr/lepid/moths/pic/1710_11.jpg border="1">

http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov/resource/d...hs/ca/1079.htm

Pornwolf 09-11-2002 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jreaka
MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like you need a mini Godzilla for the house Fletch! The common housepets don't seem to be cutting it!

Frank W 09-11-2002 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


No clue what species but this is the biggest god damned moth I have ever seen, I am guessing the fires in the surrounding hills have disturbed some truly astonishing tree dwellers, this fucking moth has a 5-6 inch wingspan. I shit you not.

In some traditional cultures, a moth entering the house in the manner you described is an omen of an upcoming death in the family.

cherrylula 09-11-2002 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf


Sounds like you need a mini Godzilla for the house Fletch! The common housepets don't seem to be cutting it!

No need for our puppy and kitties to eat the big yucky moths!

yucko!

galleryseek 09-11-2002 09:24 AM

ahha.. sounds like someone is fucked. =\

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W


In some traditional cultures, a moth entering the house in the manner you described is an omen of an upcoming death in the family.

Trust me I know this. Why do you think it fucked with me.
I have had 4 familt deaths so far this year, more?

I have looked it up and even read Gardening message boards, these Moths are looked at as Vegetation protectors and bearers of plant life.

Life is a good thing, Moths dont live long, it cant be bad all the time.

I would like to think its not a bad thing.

Most ills are somatic, much like peoples paths in life.

Pornwolf 09-11-2002 09:31 AM

I think a moth that big has a pretty long life span. It must be one of the mutant moths that grow near the Jurassic Park ride in the valley. I hear they eat Jody Maroni's and grow unbeleivably large.

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 09:34 AM

forums.gardenweb.com/forums/load/ghahahaks/msg0811341313797.html

(i dont know why the link wont work from the board.... copy n paste ...

From what these gardneres say, tomoato growers count on these Moths specifically to protect their crops, I can imagine the huge swarms of these wherever they grow Jalepenos and Tomatos in California hovering over miles of crops.

Side note* my cat brings in small birds at lleast 2 times a week as well, so her bringing me shit is nothing new.

Sly_RJ 09-11-2002 09:38 AM

The pedes are coming!

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 09:40 AM

Ok, I snapped a few pics.

Ready?

kmanrox 09-11-2002 09:48 AM

la cosa nostra was involved i suspect

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 09:52 AM

<img src=http://69khz.com/images/moth1.jpg border="1">

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 10:05 AM

<img src=http://69khz.com/images/moth2.jpg border="1">

salsbury 09-11-2002 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
shohahahay
so i've been meaning to ask. what is wrong with the initials R T L? sho rt ly becomes shohahahay.

Sly_RJ 09-11-2002 10:13 AM

hahaha

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by salsbury


so i've been meaning to ask. what is wrong with the initials R T L? sho rt ly becomes shohahahay.

Not sure, but I noticed it too.

s h o r t l y

I could never figure out the offending word or abbreviation.

cold_ice 09-11-2002 10:44 AM

Hey dude put a dollar next to it so we can compare the size of the killer moth:thumbsup

EscortBiz 09-11-2002 10:45 AM

that is a big mother fucker

12clicks 09-11-2002 10:50 AM

I'll send Ultra Man over to take care of Mothra for you, you sissy. :1orglaugh

TDF 09-11-2002 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
I'll send Ultra Man over to take care of Mothra for you, you sissy. :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

pr0 09-11-2002 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Side note* my cat brings in small birds at lleast 2 times a week as well, so her bringing me shit is nothing new.
Dude get your cat a collar with bells on it, or do you think its cool that your cat kills mad birds?

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
I'll send Ultra Man over to take care of Mothra for you, you sissy. :1orglaugh
:(

Steve 09-11-2002 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Side note* my cat brings in small birds at lleast 2 times a week as well, so her bringing me shit is nothing new.
One of my cats cleared out the whole ranch of bunny rabbits. Left the window open for him to come in one night, and the next morning it looked like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre - blood and fur all over the fucking place.

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0


Dude get your cat a collar with bells on it, or do you think its cool that your cat kills mad birds?

My cat can kill whatever it wants. As for collars, they have collars, as well as shots and Identification.

She is an 8 year old cat, if she can still catch shit, Im not going to stop her.

:winkwink:

DarkJedi 09-11-2002 11:16 AM

i think pedes look much scaryer

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
i think pedes look much scaryer
I agree, Im not into crawling or flying things.

But a pede didnt come flying at me, this thing did.

:winkwink:

PaulSweet 09-11-2002 11:21 AM

So how the hell did the giant Moth get into the house - your pets brought it in through the Pet Door or what?

Fletch XXX 09-11-2002 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PaulSweet
So how the hell did the giant Moth get into the house - your pets brought it in through the Pet Door or what?
Pet door?

Nah man, I have a hude sliding glass door that goes into a small outdoor patio where the cats hang.

Dice TGP 09-11-2002 11:52 AM

Fuck if that thing or the pede AMP found was in my place, I'd fucking cry like a school girl and run out the front door.

I hate fucking bugs more than anything.

ElvisManson 09-11-2002 12:01 PM

Hey FletchXXX,

On a totally different note can you ICQ me at 92533759 or mail me at brent AT python DOT com.

It's about some work. :)

TheFLY 09-11-2002 12:47 PM

If you want to read some REALLY cool shit -- go get Carlos Castaneda "Tales of Power" -- there's a whole couple of chapters on how "knowledge is a moth" -- dude it's cool -- this moth comes to him and he's listening to the tones and shit -- he goes into a kind of trance -- and that's how he learns to see people remotely... and to call them up... etc... pretty fucking cool shit... fiction or not -- I have a new respect for moths LOL.


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