I need 180K fast. Any suggestions?
 

My mainstream business is in trouble. I'm 2 weeks away from bankruptcy. I need 180,000 fast. Any suggestions?

pump and dump a stock

put a GPS under a dealers car from www.spyassociates.com and wait till he hits up his stash house, and rob it

Submit gallery's

Not bad. I was hoping to find a way that wouldn't finish with a bullet in my head....

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You think if there was an easy legit way to make 180 g's in 2 weeks, someone would share the secret with you? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You won't get anywhere near that much from a bank, and chances are they will throw ink bombs in with your money

loan from bank :)

sell your soul.. or a loan if you think you can earn it back

Sell an asset.

you are fucked :)

There are banks who will help you, we got one in Holland as well. If youre a criminal have like zero points on your credit score or want a life insurance when youre doing windows at a skyscraper you can go there.

Im sure Canada has such a bank too, prepare to pay huge rates though.

I don't think there are many banks who are going to loan 180grand to a business owner who is on the verge of bankrupty..

unless the person who was handling your loan was a complete fucking retard, and ugly as shit.........like baddog

holla at the bank

Oh there are banks who will do that. Google on unsecured high risk loans.

Business loan

how does one quality for an unsecured high risk loan? If they don't have collateral?

seems fucked up to me

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I cant post info here but I know someone who does this for a living for virtually bankrupt companies so it is possible.

Mind you its an I owe you for life.

Hmmmm. Maybe I should sell my site. That should get me about 20 bucks. I'll only need $179,980 then.....

sell your kidney

You can borrow some from these guys

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/me...rug-money5.jpg

jump on the contest threads for a week and you're home free

If youre serious talk to a lawyer, try to sell your company go from there, see what bankruptcy will bring and deal with it. Posting here wont help obviously. There are solutions.

drugs!

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Yup. Already spoke to a lawyer. I AM fucked.

may i ask why you are in debt?

Because I am a moron.

what is your mainstream biz? I dont think I have a $180k check for you, but maybe an idea

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welcome to the club, bro :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I've been here a while, so i'll show you around :2 cents:

Don't know the details of your situation. It might be smarter to just go ahead and let it go down the tubes. Start fresh. If it is failing and you borrow $180K, you now have a failing biz and a 180K debt with interest. Why dig a deeper hole??

I'm almost bankrupt I am however paying off my debts a little bit each month. No point in sticking your head in the sand. Tackle it head on and figure out a way to deal with it other than robbing your local drug dealer

well you are obviously a shrewd business man....wait

put it on red.

Go get drunk...

Going bankrupt is a business strategy. Tackle it head on.

If you make it on the Hun you'll make twice that twice as fast! Just ask all the TGP millionnaires on GFY

If I knew I would be doing it right now.

Yeah filing for bankruptcy is key. You could always try to open 20 to 30 credit cards and get cash advances on every one of them, but I wouldn't advise that unless you knew you'd be able to pay them off right away.

wooooww!!!!

Depends what your business is. Depends on whether you still have personal assets. A bank will give you a loan if it's fully secured - they may also require a guarantor.

Also, not sure what sites you have or if they are worth anything but I know Rick Latona has a company that loans money when good sites are given as collateral.

Anyhow, good luck to you.

Bottom line? You're fucked. Game over. Declare bankruptcy now.

damn...... :2 cents:

rob a local bank.