Who has time to make me a Web 1.0 design?
 

I want ALOT of Photoshop beveling in the logo text, a wide array of font colors, rainbow text possibly, also several instances of blinking text if you have those skills, and a really good MIDI song embedded in the page but no controls for the surfer to turn it off - I want my surfers to take the time to listen to Lionel Ritchie's Ballerina Girl - it will add to their surfing experience.
Black background would be best with yellow as the main font color but if you can find a really sharp repeating tile graphic I am open to that.

who can do that for a reasonable price and not flake?

Sorry. I only support MODPlug.

hit 1 of the torrents sites, get a copy of FrontPage 97 and do it yourself. :)

shit - i forgot that I need a way for people to contact me - so at the bottom of the page I require an animated gif of a spinning mailbox or something in a similar vein linked to my email address.

I got a xoom hosting account ready for it.

http://www.dustindiamond.com/

thats what you want

awesome.

i love his animated email gif - is it in the public domain?

http://www.dustindiamond.com/images/animfrog.gif

Im all about it!

Ill throw in some blinking stars around your headers and cool pattern brackgrounds for free :thumbsup

In the meantime, make sure you have a construction worker gif on the homepage.

good stuff :thumbsup
http://www.dustindiamond.com/images/...y_homepage.gif