How to be evil: Random Act of Cruelty #1
 

Capture a kitten
Apply peanut butter liberally to the fur
Toss the resulting morsel into a yard full of vicious dogs



(I love cats. I don't know why these things pop onto my head).

here is a good one...

fill a small pool with 2 inches of rubbing alcohol... make a baby wear a steel wool swim suit... Drop him in and let him play.

How about using patrol instead of alcohol? And showing it fire later on? .. fucking sick :Oh crap