Oh, to return to the days of yesteryear.
 

I remember when I was married with children we had purchased a Dodge Caravan. It was the "in thing" as far as family mini-vans were concerned, and my only real complaint with it was that there was a carburetion issue, that was caused by some electronic issue.

It was then that I decided that wires and carburetors were not a good thing.

Fast forward to 2007.

I just happened to look up the fuel injection system used on Harleys these days.

http://www.nightrider.com/biketech/efi/efidetail.gif

All I can say is that I am glad I have roadside assistance because there is no way in hell I would be able to do anything about this on the side of the road.