I know this has been covered here before, but WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
 

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Saw him on Gene Simmons' reality show yesterday...holy shit! but he is still one funny mother fucker. I don't care what anyone says.

Yeah. Gene Simmons is one funny motherfucker. (Note the lack of reference to Carrot Top)

He was never funny, though he has been working out for at least a decade now. Though to stay in style and use his own prop humor... look carrot juicing.

Ha ha ha, he glued a dildo to his hand....lol:helpme

Looks like he swallowed a flesh serpent, too. :helpme :1orglaugh

Lol, wtf is that all about???

It's Krusty the Clowns son.
I'm sure!

C'mon tell me this isn't funny. Or maybe my sense of humor is just infantile.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tmeEUm5CacY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zJM0UK_tPgw

He's a fucking retard. Being high on the best upper in the world would not make him funny.

Don't get me wrong...I want to hate him in the worst way. He looks like a fucking freak in drag...But I laugh everytime he talks, can't help it.

Uppers don't make purile shit funny. They keep you awake to do really boring things. :thumbsup

Hey, Ray, I might have a tape of America's Funniest Home Videos.. :1orglaugh

looks like someones gotten buff now...not bad, still not too crazy about his hair, although mine is the same color lol

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remove hair + gay makeup and he might be a normal person

carrot top should relook at his persona..carrot juiced sounds better

i'm speechless....

I don't think he is funny at all .. maybe funny looking

First one, not so much. The roast was funny once he broke out the props.

I've heard he has shoulder implants!

what a jerk

I saw him at a fair about 7 or 8 years ago and honestly, he was funny as shit. It was even an hour show I think. Haven't really seen anything that made me laugh since, but that show was funny.

What's with the pube patch peeking out of his pants too? He's too buff to pull up his pants or trim his patch or something? Fucking guy!

poor carrot top, that body, but that face and hair. I guess i don't blame him, he has to make up for his head in some other way. At least now in the dark a girl might want to ride him. People say he is gay, but I've seen him having a good time with ladies in Vegas.

that guy is really really weird!!!

Aaaaagh, I didn't see that at first you perv.

Carot top is funny lady :)

lol that was a good episode, Gene got that dildo glued to his hand haha

Gene rules but Carrot Top, there's no way I can be convinced he has talent.

I'd hit it

I try not to judge but that just doesn't look right.