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Forest 09-17-2007 07:37 PM

Guys! Wash your Fucking Hands!!!!!
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070917/...me/dirty_hands


LOL oppsss

i was wondering who that guy was in the bathroom watching me

:1orglaugh

Video Rob 09-17-2007 07:43 PM

I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?

Matt 26z 09-17-2007 07:57 PM

The only time I wash my hands after taking a pee is if I'm in a public bathroom and other men are in there.

Piss is 100% sterile, so it doesn't even matter if it splatters onto your hands.

You touched your dick... so what? It's just skin like the rest of your body. You touch your dick once and have to wash your hands, yet that same dick is clean enough to be slammed down the throat of the guy in the end stall tapping his foot. Doesn't make any sense.

_mC_ 09-17-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video Rob (Post 13102365)
I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?

Exactly, just like Carlin! If I piss on my hands, I wash them. I don't finger my ass when I piss. Well, not often at least, and THEN I wash my hands.

Whore 09-17-2007 08:04 PM

I keep sayin yall need to wash

Lance69 09-17-2007 08:07 PM

Your dick goes in your shorts after your morning shower... your hands are fucking everywhere! It makes more sense to wash your hands so you don't dirty your D. Or wash your dick afterwards...

spacedog 09-17-2007 08:10 PM

I always wash my hands if using a public restroom..

Has nothing to do with my own piss, but bet your fucking ass I will wash my hands after having touched the door handle.. & I'll use a paper towel to open door on way out.. & I won't flush unless I can kick the handle.. I'm not fucking touching it..

Imagine if the guy who just left before you got there was stroking himself, blew a load in his hands, then left without washing.. there could be some jizz on the flush handle & now those germs could be on your hand..


so, later you're picking your nose, & you don't notice that you just put a few drops of crusty jizz in your schnozz because you're too much of a man to wash.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 09-17-2007 08:58 PM

I don't piss on my hands

tony286 09-17-2007 09:06 PM

very big on washing hands.

fatfoo 09-17-2007 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video Rob (Post 13102365)
I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?


I agree, I dont wash after sperm , either

LiveDose 09-17-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video Rob (Post 13102365)
I only wash my hands after i've had a shit or if I get piss on my fingers. Otherwise whats the point?



Spores....:Oh crap

baddog 09-17-2007 09:25 PM

I wash my hands before touching my cock, not after.

RAM 09-17-2007 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 13102430)
You touched your dick... so what? It's just skin like the rest of your body. You touch your dick once and have to wash your hands, yet that same dick is clean enough to be slammed down the throat of the guy in the end stall tapping his foot. Doesn't make any sense.

You havin a little to much fun in the WRONG Bathroom :2 cents:

RAM 09-17-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13102728)
I wash my hands before touching my cock, not after.

Now your Thinking :thumbsup

D 09-17-2007 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 13102430)

Piss is 100% sterile, so it doesn't even matter if it splatters onto your hands.

.

That's a semi-myth. I mean it's kinda true - but way often misused (like you just did).

Urine is, generally, sterile (If you have a UTI, etc. thats not necessarily the case) until the moment it leaves your body.

As soon as it does, it acts as a growth medium for all sorts of nasty little bugs.

For example, if the piss hits your hand, all of a sudden, all the baddies that were tucked away in your pores and folds have just been given a huge helping of miracle grow.

:2 cents:

Whether you choose to or not, ya really should wash your hands every time after using the bathroom... it's just considerate to the people whose hands you shake and whose keyboards you touch, f nothing else.

The Sultan Of Smut 09-17-2007 09:50 PM

Unless everyone washes their hands it's not gonna make a difference since you're all grabbing the same bacteria infested door handle afterward :(

D 09-17-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut (Post 13102807)
Unless everyone washes their hands it's not gonna make a difference since you're all grabbing the same bacteria infested door handle afterward :(

Thats why I always hold onto the towel I just dried my hands with until I open then door, and _then_ toss it out. :winkwink:

I know others do the same. Thats why you'll typically find a waste basket right next to the door - even if it's in a separate alcove.

I'm not a clean freak or anything... I just know what grows if you give it a chance... all sorts of little nasties... and, armed with that knowledge, I'm not big on making myself any more of a walking culture than I need to be.

baddog 09-17-2007 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut (Post 13102807)
Unless everyone washes their hands it's not gonna make a difference since you're all grabbing the same bacteria infested door handle afterward :(

If I have a problem it is touching the handle to flush the toilet or touching the door handle.

F-U-Jimmy 09-17-2007 10:42 PM

Im not able to walk on cracks in the sidewalk

2012 09-17-2007 10:59 PM

if it's yellow keep it mellow

if it's brown flush it down

million 09-17-2007 11:12 PM

this thread pisses me off :p

After Shock Media 09-17-2007 11:18 PM

I do wash my hands and I do spend a good deal of time doing it each time. Very hot water, very sudsy, and at least for thirty to fourty five seconds.

However I would rather rub my hands over a typical public toilet rim and then spread lotion on my face without washing, then use someone elses keyboard or worst yet cell phone. Yes even if I know them.

hjnet 09-18-2007 02:36 AM

Only guys with a small weewee piss on their hands, my :2 cents:

calibra 09-18-2007 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 13102480)
I always wash my hands if using a public restroom..

Has nothing to do with my own piss, but bet your fucking ass I will wash my hands after having touched the door handle.. & I'll use a paper towel to open door on way out.. & I won't flush unless I can kick the handle.. I'm not fucking touching it..

Imagine if the guy who just left before you got there was stroking himself, blew a load in his hands, then left without washing.. there could be some jizz on the flush handle & now those germs could be on your hand..


so, later you're picking your nose, & you don't notice that you just put a few drops of crusty jizz in your schnozz because you're too much of a man to wash.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Same here.

headless ghost 09-18-2007 05:57 AM

this is why I never shake hands with people.
I don't know where that hand has been or the last time it was washed.


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