Im getting ready to fuck this new chick Ive been dating
 

I am so excited I found a girl who likes to suck cock like a champ:)
I met her off line and she is a total slut:)
She has a BF and came out to meet me last week from her town like 100 miles away to see me.
We hung out for a long time and made out I guess you could say that my hand made its way up into her sweet pussy for like a hour I was fingering her good:)
I think Im going to take it to the next level now and fuck the shit out of her:)
Should I wear a condom I usually dont like them but.....

If you do wear one... wear it correctly for best results!

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_...ndom-21935.jpg

Get it over with and just take her the rest of the way out of the package and fill that little silicon luv pocket up with your baby batter. Do not fret one rarely catches bugs from mail order rubber girlfriends unless her boy friend dumped her on ebay or craigslist.

my blogs need this kinda shit

No shit I know how to wrap it thanks its just I was thinkin when I was fingering her and her juice was flowing down to my elbow....

WOW if this was my cock and it was wrapped up Id have to keep it wrapped up till I took a shower cause damn what alot of juice:)

Anyone who has been there knows what Im talking about:)

:1orglaugh dude havent done that before:helpme

This is serious guys I need advice on this one shes only 22 and her pussy was so hot ,and she even was able to suck my finger with it!!!!

I have been with alot of girls and have never ever had a pussy that could do that!

What do you think on it?

Should I propose?????

Are you asking a question in here? The answer is yes to both, fuck her, and wear a condom. You might want to shield your balls with some saran wrap too. haha

Yes this is a question here I am so excited to finally be getting laid:thumbsup
She also speaks highly of all her girlfriends I think I may have hit the jackpot here:)
I never tried saran wrap but it might be a good idea to pick some up!:1orglaugh
God I cant wait till I do sink it in......

Has any dude out there had a girl that can do that with her pussy?

Maybe you and Eddie Executive can get together for lunch and swap pussy fingering stories.

That would rock tell him I finally found an incredible one:):thumbsup

can I poke her too ?

Interesting. If you play your cards right, you could have yourself a little group thing going on, so alcohol will play an important role in this. Just remember, pics (or video) or it didn't happen. :)

Well he had a bad experience with his last fingering, maybe you can give him some pointers. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=765743

Just curious, you say you just met her and made out, but according to your thread title you are now dating? When are you going to introduce her to your snake collection?

I dont usually introduce anyone to my snakes.

They are not here at this house anyways.

That is a private collection only to be veiwed by those who are interested in buying or selling in that fashion.

I have moved the entire collection btw to a better environment in the deep south.

Well now that you two are dating, I'm sure she'll be breaking up with her boyfriend soon and the next step should be to introduce her to your snakes right before they meet mom and dad.

God she is so fucking muther fucking hot hot hot hot hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:321GFY

I asked her if she could shoot,and she said to me she tryed before but couldnt do it,but she said she did it though once so that is one of the things I am aiming for!:thumbsup

Just make sure the gun she has isn't loaded.

No shit, what is with these fucking 8th graders and their ridiculous stories? "Dude, I TOTALLY got to third base with her, but then my mom came home and I had to hide her in the closet!" The sad thing is that is a true story, but I was 15 at the time...

She aint packin that I know of but she likes to get packed though ,and told me she wants it anal bad!
I cant wait for that.....
Its been like a week,and I have to say the pain of waiting is better than the actual (FUCK)I cant wait for the rest of the teasing..............:winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you have to remember she is only just 22:thumbsup

Really? Fucking has always been better than waiting for me.

Thats cause your a dog:1orglaugh

So what's your excuse?

By the way, don't you mean 12, which is the age I suspect you are? First the ridiculous conspiracy theories, and now middle school locker room talk?

you wish beotch I only speak the truth nomatter what the circumstance!
When are you fuckwads goimg to get off my cock now????

Sorry if your Jealous........:Oh crap

Yup, you guessed it. The world is on you cock. We're all jealous. We all aspire to tell tall tales on a message board desperately hoping for a pat on the back and some validation. What was I thinking? Must have been the jealousy clouding my mind...

Look Im so sorry if you get the cunt all the time but its been a whiloe for me cock!!!@!@

Asking this on a web board named "Go Fuck Yourself".


Tell ya what..
Wear no condom, make sure she is not on the pill, don't bother testing she is probably clear of anything. WHile you are fucking her give her Boyfriend a call and let em hear you fucking his GF, after that give em your address and tell em to send his mom over.

Anyone can bang an Al Quada bitch... move on.

Dear penthouse...

interesting..!thx

hahahhahha nice one

damn tgis is this a highschool forum? Lol dude get over it. ENjoy it, and stop bothering us with this kinda of talk

aw shit!
I thought their was something worth reading in here.

I think I should tell ya that I think I really really am going to slam her in the ass.
I am not planning on wearing protection,and not planning on pulling out.:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I remember when I had my first girlfriend....

Best quote ever.

If you don't wear one, get ready for this..

http://a6.vox.com/6a00bf76d09e104383...ebfe8e1d-500pi

nice one man, congrats! :D

bring condoms

If you're into babies and STD's, skip the condom for sure!

Hahahaha. Great advice.

great story

better stay at home and drink some beer

hahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup