Look at the size of these carrots....
 

having a roast lamb, and boy do I have an appetite! they are big carrots though, aren't they?

looks like regular ones here

yep, they look like carrots

you must be smoking some good stuff

well, they are bigger than I am used too. They are generally short and stubby here.

Um honestly man those are standard carrots in the US at least unless your buying baby carrots or you self garden and screw up.

and delicious! Now, feast your eyes on these cakes I am about to ice and devour...

sorry bout shitty box background, a bit of a rush before they cool down from thier perky-ness.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm noticing a wee bit of penis envy

fucken what??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

three actual humans stand here laughing at those there carrots... damn, they are some keen carrots...

orangedildo.com ?! :)

A carrot ain't a carrot until it's been waxed.

okay....

Did those carrots come out of that filthy keyboard? Yuck!

haha those are wicked

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

regular size... like a dildo...

The reason those carrots are so big is, they are imported
from China and laced with lead :(

nothing special, usual size carrots

They would make bugs bunny very happy. Roast lamb yummy.

mmm cawwots