The difference between 'guts' and 'balls'
 

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife/GFGF with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of Perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife/GF on the Butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically Speaking, there is no difference in the outcome - both will result in sudden death:ak47:

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