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BigBen 10-30-2007 09:59 PM

Getting rid of a rat in a car engine...
 
My girlfriend has a rat in the engine of her car. Any ideas on getting rid of it?

mrmojo 10-30-2007 10:03 PM

start the car

After Shock Media 10-30-2007 10:05 PM

Steam cleaning.

Last thing you want is a dead rat that isnt fully cooked in your car either, or having the fucker chew and eat shit which it prolly already has started.

siccmade 10-30-2007 10:14 PM

Try putting a cat in the engine.

Deputy Chief Command 10-30-2007 10:15 PM

rat poison ???

c0ld 10-30-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade (Post 13309966)
Try putting a cat in the engine.

LOL

won't it smell if you kill it?:1orglaugh bet get it out there (dead or alive!)

minusonebit 10-30-2007 10:18 PM

Start eating the wires and it will ruin the fucking car... so much shit to fix it will be cheaper to buy a new car.

NTSS 10-30-2007 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrmojo (Post 13309946)
start the car

thats what i would do

Fat Panda 10-30-2007 10:21 PM

yes...get it out fast or you will have a whole shit load of problems on your hands my friend...where in the engine is it?

After Shock Media 10-30-2007 10:23 PM

You could also smoke it out, assuming you know anything about using cold smoke.

TheSenator 10-30-2007 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13309952)
Steam cleaning.

Last thing you want is a dead rat that isnt fully cooked in your car either, or having the fucker chew and eat shit which it prolly already has started.

I had a chopped up squirl inside my engine, belts, fucking everywhere after I realized the smell of cooked squirl.

My 300ZX was never the same. My 300ZX was an 87. A year after the incident I donate my car to some children charity.

After Shock Media 10-30-2007 10:25 PM

Thesenator with steam you can at least cook the meat off its damn bones before it has a chance to sit and rot.

TheSenator 10-30-2007 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13309993)
Thesenator with steam you can at least cook the meat off its damn bones before it has a chance to sit and rot.

What a horrible experience I had! I didn't even know until I could smelled it. I had to pick pieces out by hand because the squirl meat was stuck to my cyclinder heads.

I should have known something was wrong when I started my 300ZX. I heard some flapping around but though it was a loose belt or something.

BigBen 10-30-2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13309952)
Steam cleaning.

Last thing you want is a dead rat that isnt fully cooked in your car either, or having the fucker chew and eat shit which it prolly already has started.

Thanks for the tips.

It's been in there nearly a week. She thought it jumped onto the road when she first saw it, but it was there tonight running across the hood and went back into the engine compartment. :Oh crap

Jennings 10-30-2007 11:07 PM

Open the car hood and leave it open for a day. It will leave. Rats like small dark places.

calibra 10-31-2007 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennings (Post 13310074)
Open the car hood and leave it open for a day. It will leave. Rats like small dark places.

I like the idea with a cat much better, LOL

Emil 10-31-2007 02:40 AM

Try setting the car on fire. Rats don't like fire.

Luscious Media 10-31-2007 03:59 AM

Go to the do-it-yourself car was...open the hood...start blasting. I like the "install cat" idea too.

Vick! 10-31-2007 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen (Post 13309932)
My girlfriend has a rat in the engine of her car. Any ideas on getting rid of it?

1) Park her car in garage.

2) Ask her to stay home, along with her siblings and parents.

3) Bomb the whole fucking town to dust.


It should definitely make the rat run or get killed. Don't worry, its the method recommended and used by a super power. :thumbsup


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