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mikesinner 11-04-2007 08:20 PM

Would You Have Sex With A Corpse For A Million Dollars
 
The catch is the body has to be at least a week old and a video taped copy of the event goes out to your family and closest friends

Spunky 11-04-2007 08:21 PM

No..I may be twisted but I'm not sick

2012 11-04-2007 08:21 PM

after I shit myself, fuck my mother, sister, myself and anything else thats been mentioned here ... yeah, I think I can find time for a fucking dead body .... pfft

Porn Ass 11-04-2007 08:21 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you?

brizzad 11-04-2007 08:24 PM

i dont think my dick could get hard

CurrentlySober 11-04-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 13331482)
after I shit myself, fuck my mother, sister, myself and anything else thats been mentioned here ... yeah, I think I can find time for a fucking dead body .... pfft


My sentiments exacly! :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 11-04-2007 08:29 PM

http://norespectintended.com/deadgir...sayno-copy.jpg
And I'd build a site too!

papill0n 11-04-2007 08:30 PM

Damn I wish I was 15 again.....then I might find this shit funny.

minusonebit 11-04-2007 08:30 PM

Sure. When can I get started?

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-04-2007 08:30 PM

for a million bucks I would fuck a corpse on live TV

2012 11-04-2007 08:32 PM

its probably happening daily and a mortuary near you !

After Shock Media 11-04-2007 08:32 PM

Um this is why I did not answer the mother one, she is dead. So this time my answer would be no, and Ew, and it would hurt I would imagine. She has been dead for awhile.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-04-2007 08:39 PM

id have sex with a corpse for $1!







































j/k

fatfoo 11-04-2007 08:42 PM

i would not do it

Babaganoosh 11-04-2007 08:49 PM

Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.

buzzy 11-04-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 13331603)
Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.

Who said it would be a she? :1orglaugh

xmas13 11-04-2007 09:08 PM

Corpse gender missing in the title. Alert........

Jarmusch 11-04-2007 09:09 PM

I'm sure many family members and friends would be ok with it if they received a cut from the million...

BusterBunny 11-04-2007 09:13 PM

why not i'm already doing it for nothing might as well get something out of it:thumbsup

2012 11-04-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 13331603)
Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.

thats why mortuaries are the best place for these types of activities. you can always find fresh flowers ! :thumbsup

shekinah 11-04-2007 09:48 PM

Nope.. what if he/she got virus or nasty maggots? eww the thought is killing me now:(

ridikuloz 11-04-2007 10:22 PM

http://hugo-sb.way-nifty.com/hugo_sb...ecrophilia.jpg damn straight I would

Fat Panda 11-04-2007 10:24 PM

you are fucking sick and weird

Corleone 11-04-2007 10:32 PM

only with a condom :D

shahab6 11-04-2007 11:00 PM

Yes I would, only if she's good looking

Sebastian Sands 11-04-2007 11:02 PM

sick in the fucking head

Just Mike 11-04-2007 11:29 PM

1 mil buys a lot of therapy

JD 11-04-2007 11:32 PM

sure why not

calibra 11-05-2007 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 13331476)
The catch is the body has to be at least a week old and a video taped copy of the event goes out to your family and closest friends

If you hesitate and need our opinion: NO, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Bury the body and relax :)

Vegas Ken 11-05-2007 12:22 AM

Umm.... NO!

[ Nate ] 11-05-2007 03:58 AM

This is a sick fucking thead.... never thought I would say that, but this really is.

The Judge 11-05-2007 04:03 AM

is it a male corpse or a female corpse cause i ain't into gay sex myself

CurrentlySober 11-05-2007 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 13331603)
Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.


You load up an mp3 player with a sexy womans voice to add ambiance...

Vitasoy 11-05-2007 08:47 AM

Sure it would be like fucking a real doll ;)

u-Bob 11-05-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass (Post 13331483)
what the fuck is wrong with you?

so you haven't been on GFY 4 very long, have you :1orglaugh

u-Bob 11-05-2007 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike (Post 13332015)
1 mil buys a lot of therapy

who needs therapy when you can come to gfy for free? :)

CaptainWolfy 11-05-2007 09:06 AM

nah i'll do it for free lol

BerdoR 11-05-2007 09:08 AM

give me a 102 Year Old Pornstar anyday http://www.grannypussy.com/

tranza 11-05-2007 09:09 AM

No fucking way...

Violetta 11-05-2007 09:10 AM

haha... the videotape stuff got me turned off...

Jman 11-05-2007 09:11 AM

Isn't it Illegal?

cem 11-05-2007 09:19 AM

This place is getting dumb by the minute (no offense to some of you). It has become a big contest as to whoever can make the most shocking topic. I miss the good old days.

loreen 11-05-2007 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 13331603)
We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.

No, we don't :1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 11-05-2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 13333387)
No, we don't :1orglaugh

Wow, so all of your corpses are fresh? Must be nice. Usually we just have to take what we can get.

MiLo 11-05-2007 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 13331476)
The catch is the body has to be at least a week old and a video taped copy of the event goes out to your family and closest friends

... and the pussy or anus has to be stuffed with rusty razorblades.

damn, any more hoops to jump?

Also there are people out there doing it for free

http://www.leisurefeat.com/images/NEKROMANTIK.jpg

Gina Cochina 11-05-2007 01:40 PM

I had sex with a corpse for free for eight years before I got divorced.

ModelPerfect 11-05-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gina Cochina (Post 13334838)
I had sex with a corpse for free for eight years before I got divorced.

:1orglaugh


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