THE what kind of Man are you Questionnaire
 

Ask yourself:

Am I Gay?

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and
doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed And
just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get
your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...

'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed,
you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or
tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is
his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy
Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four
different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as
well be handing out free ass passes. A real ma n doesn't have memory
space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can
name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying
to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk
at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he
needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold
his beer.

What kind of man spends the time to make a thread like this?

a) repressed gay

b) closet gay

c) flaming gay

Hey I wasnt trying to make fun of gay people was an email I was sent and thought this board could use a laugh.. I see how wrong I was looks like everyone in here is relaxed already lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thank you, had a great laugh over these :thumbsup

Come on, I think even BoyAlley would find this funny.

The kind of man that takes questionnaires says a lot on its own.

pretty good :)

I'm confused, I had a cat which his name was Killer... my Dog's name is Havoc though... and hes a rotty