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Mutt 11-08-2007 12:39 AM

Why do people want to live on a golf course?
 
i spent the day looking for vacation home rentals and they make out like it's a good thing to have a golf fairway in your backyard. why if you have enough money for a nice home or vacation home would you want drunk middle aged and old men dressed badly walking by your backyard all day long not to mention golf balls flying into your house? I understand people who love golf wanting to live in a golf course community where they are a short walk or cart ride to the course but backing onto a golf course seems really dumb.

96ukssob 11-08-2007 12:41 AM

maybe people want to steal golf balls and this is an easier way

Mutt 11-08-2007 12:46 AM

if you're 12 years old that makes sense. i was too lazy to find and resell balls but i knew kids who made tons of money reselling lost golf balls.

ProjectNaked 11-08-2007 12:50 AM

A good golf course property has enough distance that stray golfers are not a problem. Overcrowding usually means a shitty course and no privacy.

ProjectNaked 11-08-2007 12:52 AM

also - sex on a golf course = :thumbsup, especially when you drive a golf cart around the course at night

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-08-2007 12:53 AM

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Mutt 11-08-2007 12:55 AM

the average age of a golf course home owner is about 76 - i don't think they are running around at night screwing on the golf greens.

Mutt 11-08-2007 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Balalsubturfyooj (Post 13346847)
SAY WHAT !

No not really...

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ProjectNaked 11-08-2007 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13346850)
the average age of a golf course home owner is about 76 - i don't think they are running around at night screwing on the golf greens.

you obviously have no idea - I am sitting 30yds from the 10th tee :)

96ukssob 11-08-2007 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13346829)
if you're 12 years old that makes sense. i was too lazy to find and resell balls but i knew kids who made tons of money reselling lost golf balls.

you would be suprised.... when i lived in PA we lived within walking distance of a golf course and in 8th grade we used to go into the woods and pick up balls and we would see plenty of people that were in the 30s to 50s digging for balls too..

NETbilling 04-23-2008 06:42 PM

I love living on a golf course.

Spunky 04-23-2008 06:47 PM

I never really understood it either.I'm sure they can't just walk on and start a game? The homes are probably just as expensive.

stickyfingerz 04-23-2008 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13346829)
if you're 12 years old that makes sense. i was too lazy to find and resell balls but i knew kids who made tons of money reselling lost golf balls.

My grandparents lived by a golf course and I used to that almost every weekend when I was from like 8 to 11 or so. They lived right on the 13th hole. Was easy to sell them to golfers walking through there.

ProjectNaked 04-23-2008 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14104925)
My grandparents lived by a golf course and I used to that almost every weekend when I was from like 8 to 11 or so. They lived right on the 13th hole. Was easy to sell them to golfers walking through there.

I used to sell my dads beer to them, 3 free golf balls if they bought a 6 pack :thumbsup

MandyBlake 04-23-2008 08:07 PM

cuz then you don't have to drive to the course.

Rochard 04-23-2008 08:56 PM

When Tanker lived in Phoenix his house was up along a golf course and it was funny as hell. Drunken people would come up to us and talk to us while we were in the pool.....

dynastoned 04-23-2008 09:30 PM

id live a golf course for sure. but then again i love to play golf. if i didn't i wouldn't see any use in living on one.

Fap 04-23-2008 09:56 PM

it is nice to be able to just go over and play golf whenever

Lensman 04-23-2008 10:37 PM

It's the only way to live.

seeric 04-23-2008 10:46 PM

What lens said.

I've been to Mitch's house a few times. It is awesome living on a golf course.

tony286 04-23-2008 11:02 PM

if your a golf nut I can see that.

SmutGiant 05-17-2008 03:48 PM

I lived in a golf course community for about 17 years and I've never once played a round of golf on the course...

I did, however, smoke weed and wander around on it with my friends back in my high school days in the middle of the night on several occasions. And I've also snuck on the course in the middle of the night a few times to practise putting on the green. Good times :pimp

smoke 05-17-2008 04:05 PM

I have no idea. My brother lives on the 8th fairway of a really tight course. By tight I mean the fairways are long and narrow with not much room for error. Anyways he gets about 15 balls a week on his roof and a ton more in his pool. In fact about 4 years ago or so we were having a bbq at his place and a friend of mine was lounging in the pool. I kid you not, some idiot sliced 3 in a row and all 3 landed in the pool. Of course he didn't yell fore or give any type of warning. One came within inches of my friend who got irate and nearly jumped the fence when these idiots came looking for their balls. He tried putting a net up after that but the hoa made him take it down.

fuzebox 05-17-2008 04:19 PM

We were looking at houses on a golf course here... The backyards opened up onto the fairway, sure, but there was a tree barrier as well and the fairway was far enough off that it wouldn't be a big deal (not any worse than say having people walking in front of your house or side by side backyards with your neighbor). Having a driving range plus course and country club within a 5 minute walk or 1 minute drive would more than make up for it.)

Mutt 05-17-2008 04:28 PM

i played golf for years - the day I broke 90 on a quality course i quit - that's all I ever wanted to do.

there's a dude on here who breaks 70 - he's the first personal friend i know who has gone under 70 on a decent course.

smoke 05-17-2008 04:33 PM

I dont have the patients to be a scratch golfer. A good round for me is 82, an average round is 86 and when I self destruct Im in the 90's. I used to golf 10-15 times per month a few years ago but I've lost interest lately.

CheeseFrog 05-17-2008 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked (Post 13346846)
also - sex on a golf course = :thumbsup, especially when you drive a golf cart around the course at night

True that! But you don't have to wait around til night to do that :P

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IllTestYourGirls 05-17-2008 07:45 PM

this questions is like asking, why would anyone want to live ocean front or slope side? They have fun golfing.

ultimatebbwdotcom 05-17-2008 07:52 PM

Homes on golf courses also do very well in all types of property market, so owning one even if you dont play makes sound business sense.

Penny24Seven 05-17-2008 10:56 PM

a few people come out at 5pm and practice by walking the 3 or 4 holes near their house. Most of the houses will never get hit but some are in a spot that get hit every damn day LOL, I remember when I first started playing. I would swing as hard as I could, Who cares where the ball went as long as it was out of site hhaha. Now I swing easy and smoke one down the middle but it still gets the best of me and I will let loose and rip a kidney in half trying to drive a 400 yard par four LOL, one of these days when I do drive a 400 yard par four I will three putt it anyway but who cares I drove the green right

Penny24Seven 05-17-2008 11:01 PM

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JasonSmokes 05-17-2008 11:30 PM

people have shorter life expectancy when living near a golf course because of the pesticides and fertilizers used

IntenseJerry 05-18-2008 12:28 AM

I agree Mitch, Golf course living is the best... J

Matt 26z 05-18-2008 01:14 AM

The Bear's Club is the place to be.

http://www.thebearsclubrealty.com/homes.asp

http://www.thebearsclubrealty.com/golfvillas.asp

Those are the best, but if the tube sites have been killing your ratios you may have to settle for just a club villa instead.

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Monique Niccole 05-18-2008 01:34 AM

I'm betting most people do it because of perceived status. Personally, I don't see the point of living directly on a golf course unless you're an insanely avid pro-level golfer with a daily t-time.

My aunt has a house in Austin in a golfing community. The houses and property are all within walking distance but not actually directly adjacent to/facing the golf course. Much better that way IMO.

OzMan 05-18-2008 09:34 AM

I do it to be close to nature. Where else could I shoot rabbits from my patio in the middle of a large city?

Zorgman 05-18-2008 09:41 AM

Nothing like waking up in the morning to find some other guys balls in your backyard. :)

I got a hole in 1 on the 9th, but I was aiming for the 12th. :D

F-U-Jimmy 05-18-2008 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked (Post 13346859)
you obviously have no idea - I am sitting 30yds from the 10th tee :)

You're very lucky that i dont play on that course, or you would have golf balls flying through your windows. I can not hit a golf ball straight to save my life :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NETbilling 05-18-2008 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14105507)
What lens said.

I've been to Mitch's house a few times. It is awesome living on a golf course.

Thank man. It is always a pleasure having you.

IntenseJerry 05-18-2008 12:30 PM

Mitch is quite the host. Always good times... J

stev0 05-19-2008 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14201888)
i played golf for years - the day I broke 90 on a quality course i quit - that's all I ever wanted to do.

there's a dude on here who breaks 70 - he's the first personal friend i know who has gone under 70 on a decent course.

You played it to break 90, not because you enjoy it? :Oh crap

ProjectNaked 05-22-2008 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 14203051)
You're very lucky that i dont play on that course, or you would have golf balls flying through your windows. I can not hit a golf ball straight to save my life :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I'm safely behind the tee looking down the fairway - nice 180yd par 3 :thumbsup

And yes, you can have fun on a golf course in the day:

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