Joke For The Ladies
 

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.




Who died and who lived?




The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

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haha.,.. girls will like that story. They like to think they are better than us men :)

Better and perfect aren't the same... nice joke btw :thumbsup

:1orglaugh good one :1orglaugh

Exactly the kind of joke a woman would like.

very good! thanks for putting men in their places heheh

I agree... It's healthy to let them think that... It makes them sweeter... hehehe