My Jail Ass-Raping Has Been Delayed
 

For all of you who publicly expressed your wishes that I'd get ass-raped in jail (btw, thanks to all of you kind people, you have all earned spots on my Christmas card list) you'll have to wait a little longer for the taking of my asshole virginity... the trial was postponed today until Jan 9, 2008 on motion from the defense. But thanks to all of you for your well wishes just the same!

Damn ......

Start with a small butt plug, and then progressively go bigger, and you'll be ready for jail before the Judge can say "Guilty". :winkwink:

j/k - didn't even know you were in trouble...

ADG

Gee, thanks... sounds like the kind of advice I'd get from Boy Alley. :Oh crap

Dude, do they put you in a penitentiary (sp?) or do you goto a local jail and stare at the same faces.

lol, local jail, its only for 10 days and they still have to convict me...

The traffic docket is prosecuted by interns at the DAs office... I don't think it will be much of a challenge...

You're not going to get raped in local jail. The people in there are in for short sentences too. They aren't going to risk freedom over raping your ass. :1orglaugh

Just keep to yourself.

If somebody does lay a hand on you fight back. You may get your ass kicked but atleast you won't be raped. :1orglaugh

They probably won't fuck with you after that.

Just remember to lube up before you try to go to sleep, and before you head for a shower. It makes the whole process easier.

you didnt see the story about the young guy who got raped after being busted for pot I take it

i'd start using your fingers, then household objects.. work your way up so you dont hurt yourself... then, when you get 'raped' in the ooskow, it won't hurt...

enjoy, you KNOW i would!

I'm sure it does happen. Not as often as people think though.
Jail is filled of mostly with people doing time for DWI, and petty shit like that.

you seem to take all this like a man.. i salute you

Actually, the statistics I have heard say that the MAJORITY of sexual assaults on inmates occur in local institutions that are below the state level, i.e. city and county jails. I have also heard that there are not nearly as many sexual assults as people think at any level. There are, however, punks who willingly engage in activities either for payment or for protection or whatever, but its not rape if they say yes.

There is probably alot more people in jail opposed to prison too.

Not only that but I imagine a higher % off rapes go unreported in prison.

I'm just guessing here.

It wouldn't make sense at all that a higher percentage of inmates get raped in jail opposed to prison.

You're not going to jail pard...

So you will have to settle for greasing up your own bung, or hoping BoyAlley comes to your town for a bend over.

:2 cents:

antii tht some shiit ii guess you get wht you get now huh...

Looks like 10 days is the maximum penalty. I doubt they'll put you in jail at all. They probably save the max penalty for people that actually cause accidents by doing this, or are repeat offenders of the same offense.