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born2blog 11-14-2007 10:17 AM

Things You Should Know But Probably Don't
 
1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle".

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine..

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time hence, multitasking was invented.

18.. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo DaVinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.

34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.. OJ Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."

Jim_Gunn 11-14-2007 10:30 AM

At least one, and probably more of these facts are simply not true. Eating an apple does not cause one to burn more calories than are gained by consuming the apple. Depending on the size of the apple, one might be ingesting about 80-100 calories or so minus a few measly calories to chew it.

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Originally Posted by born2blog (Post 13371367)

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!


florin 11-14-2007 10:51 AM

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

IŽll remember this one for when IŽll walk through the next quicksand in Marbella:thumbsup

Joe BrainCash 11-14-2007 11:01 AM

Interesting stuff.. I used useless facts like that to start my classes back in te days where I was teaching second languages...

C-Bass 11-14-2007 11:07 AM

good post lol

JohnnyJames 11-14-2007 11:13 AM

I just want to know two things.

Who the hell READ the entire dictionary to find the misspellings. And are there any qualifications that had to be met to get the job?

SCtyger 11-14-2007 11:32 AM

nice read, thanks =)

TG Rebecca 11-14-2007 11:48 AM

i love lists like this. :) i'm proud that i knew a few of those!

[ Nate ] 11-14-2007 12:32 PM

Another one on the dictionary...what did they use for reference to make sure it was spelled right? I guess another dictionary, but who is to say which dictionary was right?

who 11-14-2007 12:42 PM

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

How retarded do you think we are, captain?

sniperwolf 11-14-2007 12:50 PM

useful list! :thumbsup

Scott McD 11-14-2007 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born2blog (Post 13371367)
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

Nice... :1orglaugh

who 11-14-2007 01:05 PM

These are 100% false... Geez.

Sebastian Sands 11-14-2007 01:08 PM

cool list

D 11-14-2007 01:13 PM

Some in there I know as truth... and learned a few things, too (gonna have to try #4 :) )... most are reasonable...

But, yeah, as has been mentioned, some are simply false.

#26 doesn't apply because, well, there's no such thing as a stationary pool of quicksand - that's myth; probably derived from tar pits. The concept was featured in an episode of Mythbusters... and busted. :2 cents:

Got Porn? 11-14-2007 01:23 PM

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

Orange - Challenge
Purple - Baffel
Silver - Alter

mister_nobodie 11-14-2007 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 13371425)
At least one, and probably more of these facts are simply not true. Eating an apple does not cause one to burn more calories than are gained by consuming the apple. Depending on the size of the apple, one might be ingesting about 80-100 calories or so minus a few measly calories to chew it.

you burn 60 calories an hour sleeping.

i believe this is true if you're not a pig about it

born2blog 11-14-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 13371937)
Another one on the dictionary...what did they use for reference to make sure it was spelled right? I guess another dictionary, but who is to say which dictionary was right?

good point :1orglaugh

Antonio 11-14-2007 05:33 PM

ants don't sleep ........ EVER!

tony286 11-14-2007 05:38 PM

some interesting stuff.

bonkerz2007 11-14-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Got Porn? (Post 13372146)
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

Orange - Challenge
Purple - Baffel
Silver - Alter

hmmm...I can't imagine the pronunciation that would make that work.

shekinah 11-14-2007 06:00 PM

wow very interesting facts!:thumbsup

donkevlar 11-14-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Got Porn? (Post 13372146)
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

Orange - Challenge
Purple - Baffel
Silver - Alter

HAHAHHAHAHAHA YES!

Spunky 11-14-2007 06:15 PM

Interesting stuff indeed..

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-14-2007 06:24 PM

GOD I CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKIN STUPID SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN ADULT ARE

I mean completely un fucking real

I guess I should add something for you idiots too

bullshit fact #30 If you urinate while upside down the piss will flow in the air as gravity dosent affect urine

go try it and see

minusonebit 11-14-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born2blog (Post 13371367)

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.. OJ Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."

Two useful FACTS. Yes, the second one is a FACT, not an opinion.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-14-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13373562)
Two useful FACTS. Yes, the second one is a FACT, not an opinion.


you know I have you on ignore because I have never seen you make a useful or otherwise entertaining post

... but I clicked view post just to see if I may have misjudged you.... but nope...... you are one stupid sonofabitch lol

I honestly have no clue how anyone can be so dumb

I have seen your post and just about any and everything you post makes no sense at all..


Just wanted to let you know that:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ok back on ignore you go....


:thumbsup:2 cents:

sysk 11-14-2007 06:39 PM

where did you copy/paste this from?

Zuzana Designs 11-14-2007 06:48 PM

wow some very interesting stuff :)

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-14-2007 06:50 PM

man o man you guys are slow
around here lmao

Suicide misconception
The belief that scorpions commit suicide by stinging themselves to death when surrounded by fire is of considerable antiquity and is often prevalent where these animals exist. It is nevertheless untrue since the venom has no effect on the scorpion itself, nor on any member of the same species (unless the venom is injected directly into the scorpion's nerve ganglion?quite an unlikely event outside of the laboratory). The misconception may derive from the fact that scorpions are poikilotherms (cold-blooded): when exposed to intense heat their metabolic processes malfunction. This causes the scorpion to spasm wildly and this spasming may appear as if the scorpion is stinging itself. It is also untrue that alcohol will cause scorpions to sting themselves to death.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpio...haracteristics

JohnnyJames 11-14-2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 13373643)
man o man you guys are slow
around here lmao

Suicide misconception
The belief that scorpions commit suicide by stinging themselves to death when surrounded by fire is of considerable antiquity and is often prevalent where these animals exist. It is nevertheless untrue since the venom has no effect on the scorpion itself, nor on any member of the same species (unless the venom is injected directly into the scorpion's nerve ganglion?quite an unlikely event outside of the laboratory). The misconception may derive from the fact that scorpions are poikilotherms (cold-blooded): when exposed to intense heat their metabolic processes malfunction. This causes the scorpion to spasm wildly and this spasming may appear as if the scorpion is stinging itself. It is also untrue that alcohol will cause scorpions to sting themselves to death.


DING!!! Winner. But I can hardly believe you took the time to post that, since the people who believe such things probably cannot be persuaded to change their minds anyway.


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