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directfiesta

11-14-2007 12:44 PM

Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle ( pic )

new niche ????
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...36_bike203.jpg

Quote:

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm

... is he going to be allowed near bicycle stands ????

Scott McD

11-14-2007 12:46 PM

He was in his own room ??

He can fuck whatever he wants then...

G-Rotica

11-14-2007 12:47 PM

Nosey bastards should stay the fuck out. What if it had been a woman?

CheneyRumsfeld

11-14-2007 12:47 PM

that was weeks ago

directfiesta

11-14-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld (Post 13372004)

that was weeks ago

Quote:

Wednesday, 14 November 2007, 17:36 GMT

So ??? are you paying for it ?.... just don't click :2 cents:

beemk

11-14-2007 12:49 PM

what a bunch of bullshit, how can they tell him what to do in his own home? i would charge those people with trespassing.

CheneyRumsfeld

11-14-2007 12:50 PM

cops are known bicycle seat sniffer's.
chronic in most cases

CheneyRumsfeld

11-14-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13372013)

So ??? are you paying for it ?.... just don't click :2 cents:

must be a new one
:1orglaugh

tony286

11-14-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13371996)

He was in his own room ??

He can fuck whatever he wants then...

I agree ,it wasnt like he was in the lobby.

who	11-14-2007 12:56 PM

Wow.. how the fuck is there a law against that....???????

CurrentlySober

11-14-2007 12:56 PM

You have to rember this. They were knocking on the door, asking to come in, and he was crying YES YES YES OH GOD OH FUCKING YES...
So they came in...

headless ghost

11-14-2007 01:01 PM

Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle ( pic )

I feel so cheated.
I was all unzipped, lubed up and everything.
and no pic (as promised) of a guy fucking a bike.
nothing worse than blue balls.
its just not healthy.

nAtuRaLbEautY

11-14-2007 01:26 PM

desperate man!! :( is he can't afford to pay a slut?

KILL_FRENZY

11-14-2007 01:37 PM

weird man :warning

purplehaze

11-14-2007 01:52 PM

"wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down."

shirtcocker! that's the only crime here, folks. move along...

CherryV

11-14-2007 02:15 PM

how can you get charged for something you do in your own home with a bike?

Sure its weird but still...

Lykos

11-14-2007 02:24 PM

who knows,everything is posible now a days:)

Shagbunny

11-14-2007 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 13372065)

maybe you should just buy yourself a bike?

goldmine

11-14-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13371996)

He was in his own room ??

He can fuck whatever he wants then...

not true. Bicycle might be underage.

xmas13

11-14-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13372013)

So ??? are you paying for it ?.... just don't click :2 cents:

I posted the original bike sex story weeks ago, but thanks for the update. :)

silvercash amber

11-14-2007 02:44 PM

what a freak!

xmas13

11-14-2007 02:45 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=780105

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...-mostviewedbox

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/grap...6/ustewart.jpg

B O B

11-14-2007 04:11 PM

that bike looks horribly underage, and who knows if it was mutual consent

shekinah

11-14-2007 04:58 PM

It's sad when people interfere with your privacy grrr!:(

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