Rob the Bouncer
 

Has anyone else heard of this book or read his Clublife blog?

Link to Book-http://search.barnesandnoble.com/boo...61123887&itm=1
Link to blog-www.standingonthebox.blogspot.com


I've been reading the blog for about a year and can't even remember how I heard about it - probably over the publishing wire when the deal was announced.

Here's one though, he's talking about the fight that broke out one night and he's being radioed to come assist:

An hour or so later: "Side bar! Side bar! Side bar! Side bar!"

Everyone was already outside by the time I fought my way up the VIP stairs and out to the side bar. One group had been taken out near side door, into the adjacent alleyway, and the other had been dragged out the front. I fell in line with a group of bouncers who were on their way to help with whatever was happening at the side door. Migs was in the alley, questioning the customer who had apparently thrown the first punch.

"What happened?" he asked.

"Bro, you see this?" the customer said, displaying a prominent wet stain on the side of his pant leg.

"So? You're wet. Why'd you throw a punch?"

"Yo, he pissed on me!"

"Huh?"

"That guy pissed on me! He unzipped his fuckin' pants and pissed on my leg. That's why I hit him. What the fuck would you do if someone pissed on you?"

"Did he do it on purpose?"

"How the fuck would I know? I'm standin' there talkin' to my girlfriend, and the next thing I know, my leg's wet, and he's standin' there pissin' on me. That motherfucker's lucky he ain't dead."

"Did anybody see this?" Migs asked, looking to verify the story with a bouncer before making a decision.

"Yo, nobody HAD to see it. I'm here with my girl, man. I ain't gonna fight with nobody. That motherfucker pissed on me. What would you do?"

Migs considered this. "You know what? I believe this fucking guy. You don't wanna come back in like that, do you?"

"Fuck no. I'm gonna go throw out these fuckin' pants and drive to fuckin' Staten Island in my underwear. Fuckin' two-hundred-dollar pair of jeans."

Migs took out his radio. "Ray, you still got the guy who got hit?"

"Yeah. He says he didn't do nothing."

"Do me a favor. Tell him we got him pissin on this guy's leg on camera."

After about thirty seconds, Ray came back on. "He said the line was too long, and he couldn't hold it anymore."

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very glad I kicked this thread for both the story AND for your hilarious sig. I want to do that now (not pee on a guy, fuck a girl and then randomly chuck her into a swimming pool)

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