Where should i send all the hot honies that always hit on me? they are all 10/10 and
 

i feel bad because there is only 1 me and i am taken.

i am now taking submissions for a protege that can follow me around and learn my pimping skills.

please apply in this thread. and i will sort through, i dont think any of you have what it takes.

This is an incredible once in a life time opportunity for someone. I'd love to apply but i'm too old for that kind of thing now. If you're young and more manly than my good friend Bdjuf, then this is your chance to apprentice with a real legend.

Don't pass this up.

10/10 in Calgary is like a 7/10 here in the states.

only looking for straight guys sorry, do you have anyone else to recomend?

It's going to be hard to find someone to walk in your shadow man, really. You know that. I think you're just posting this as a tease knowing full well that the chances of finding anyone with even a sliver of your own potential are very, very, small. It kind of makes you a cyber bully man.

I will agree with that, and "canadian game" is like highschool baseball, american game in certain cities is like the major leagues.

this is true but deep down i have hope that someone will be able to step up and take my place.

i think the only answer is to have myself cloned multiple times so all the women dont have to fight over me.

would you shut the fuck already?

only a fag would be talking about baseball when we can be talking about banging hot bitches.

is it because you are a pitcher and like to watch when the catcher waves his hands near his cock?

get out of my thread, canadian women on average are way hotten then the average fat american greaseburger women.

dont get me wrong i love america but saying your women are hotter is fucking stupid.

man.. you're bragging about how good looking you are so much, did you ever post a pic of yourself here? why not?