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Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-16-2007 04:04 PM

Do you think any of Jesus's carpentry work survives?
 
Imagine you're sitting on a chair constructed by the Christ.

D 11-16-2007 04:13 PM

I'd say no.

Wood is organic in nature, and deteriorates over time... if untreated, in a matter of a few years.

I mean, there are exceptions... for example, ancient kauri of New Zealand and the wooden boats at the bottom of the Black Sea... bot most of those have had some sort of protective seal over them - I can't think of any examples of exposed wood lasting even a thousand years, let alone twice that.

Wood be cool, though... too bad he wasn't a mason.

StuartD 11-16-2007 04:16 PM

sitting on a chair constructed by the Christ???

Damn you are dumb.

Sands 11-16-2007 04:20 PM

Carpentry is just a myth.

jpwhits 11-16-2007 04:21 PM

http://www.math.vanderbilt.edu/~ugsem/pinocchio.PNG

hateman 11-16-2007 04:29 PM

Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?

iSMOKE 11-16-2007 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13381792)
Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Brother Bilo 11-16-2007 04:40 PM

This is stupid. Everyone knows that Jesus didn't build anything, God just created it like he did with everything else in the world.

IllTestYourGirls 11-16-2007 05:49 PM

They have found some!

http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/4150

I love this skit.

crockett 11-16-2007 05:57 PM

I think my toilet paper holder was built by Jesus Christ. Thats what I say every time the roll falls off it.

JFK 11-16-2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13382044)
I think my toilet paper holder was built by Jesus Christ. Thats what I say every time the roll falls off it.

NO Shit??:Oh crap

D 11-16-2007 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13382064)
NO Shit??:Oh crap

No... there's plenty of shit.

That's why he's reaching for it in the first place.

:helpme

MikeVega 11-16-2007 06:14 PM

Carpentry was made up to explain how chairs and tables got here ... :2cents

who 11-16-2007 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13381792)
Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?

Jesus wasn't a jew. :2 cents:

bns666 11-16-2007 06:34 PM

jesus built my hotrod...


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