I just called an NET whore
 

IRC whore for the elite.

She was like all sleepy and said: I don't know you...

I'm like.. well I have this number and your other number...

And the she just said... I'm sleeepy call me tomorrow.

I don't give a shit, she was a bit chubby... but it's late and I'm drunk so i'd fuck a lot of things.

Have you ever considered a dating website knew?

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I have no problem hooking up, but when you're drunk at 3/4 am you always try a couple of options...

I have dozen girls on my waiting list... it's just not girls that I can booty call like that when I'm drunk.

craigs list

LOL knew
 

Whatever turns your crank :1orglaugh

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