How many blades to you have?
 

I only have 1, and it's a blade from the ww2, 2 1/2 foot all rusty.

I carry It by my bed. It someone tries to break into my place, he gets the tetanos for sure.

It makes a really nice sound, when I remove it from it's case.

I own two machetes for home defense. One is a long, heavy Samoan style blade that would lop off a limb or two with ease. The other is a lighter Chinese blade with a square end (no tip), which was described as a "slasher" on the price tag.

:Oh crap I only have 3... Gillette Mach 3. /cry

PS why did I think this thread was about servers? I could have sworn this was a webmaster forum. Oh wait sorry this is GFY. My bad.

blades are nothing if u can't handle having it taken off you and inserted into your groin.