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Prick gets put in his place; this fucking hilarious!!!
I was chilling at the gas station pumping some over-priced $3.50 a gallon gas. I'm not big pimp'n so I drive a pretty modest vehicle but it's not a hooptie by any stretch. So I hear this rumbling in the background that catches my attention so I look up and see a brand new sweet at tits yellow Lamborghini Gallardo pull up. It was a thing of pure beauty and a very, very nice car! So the guy pulls up to the pump and gets out and gives me this look basically saying with his eyes, "I'm better than you, look at me, yeah, I'm driving this $150,000 car and you're not!" - for a lack of better words, he gave me that fuck you look. I'm a bigger man than that so I just go about my business. I'm watching the guy out of the corner of my eye and he's walking around almost as if he were doing an in-depth inspection on the side of the car. Maybe he curbed his tire or got a scratch...who knows. So I lean forward to look past the pump and the douchebag is looking for the gas tank! The funniest part is that it was on the other side of the car!!!!!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it in. I just busted out laughing my ass off! The guy was a mechanic or salesman or was just borrowing his buddy's car for a joy ride because he didn't know what side the fucking gas tank was on! The guy looked at me again in pure shame and got into his car and drove away. I watched him leave laughing the entire time! What a great fucking day!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh P.S. Yeah, I know it could be his car and he just bought it but there are no Lamborghini dealerships within 400 miles from where I live so the chances of him getting the car and never needing to fill it up is very slim. |
you have entirely way too much time on your hands bro
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wow can we say jealous!!!
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sometimes i forget what side the gas tank is on...cause i drive two cars
one honda and one bmw they are on opposite sides...why cant they all just be on the same side |
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I'm young, just graduated with my B.A. in Business Administration with an emphasis on IT Management...I think I'll be fine in life. I just thought it was hilarious that the guy acted like his shit didn't stink and then got his comeuppance. If it were an honest mistake he could have just pulled it around to another pump but he didn't, he peeled out of the gas station. |
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I used to drive a viper and I did that on more than one occasion. I was so used to driving my daily car that I would forget which car I was in. Of course I never had to walk around the car. Pull up, get out, oh fuck, I am in the wrong car. Move to where I could pump the gas.
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If i was pushing a Gallardo, I would give the 'i'm better than you look' also. What's the point of having the car if you can't do that every now and then? We say i'm better than you in so many ways. The way we rev our engines at the lights, the way we dip in and out of lanes. There's more than one way to say you suck, AND, it's in a mans nature to do it on occasion. You know how us men are.....my dick is bigger than yours!
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I have had my current car for 3 years and because I fill up at most 2x's a month, I still forget what side of the car my tank is on.
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I had that problem once when I borrowed my Brothers car. The lambo has their gas tank in a very hard place to see.. Right between the door and the Trunk..Anyways. that is a funny story... He must have felt stupid...
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Did you know that on most new cars if you look at the fuel gauge you'll see a tiny arrow next to the gas pump icon that tells you which side the filler is?
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Sadly the control panel on MOST cars have a little arrow pointing to one side or the other.
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