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Mr. Romance 11-21-2007 09:41 AM

?XXXJAY?s Hollywood MBA School of Romance"
 
It?s time to set the record straight! To begin, I have known Jay for over 5 years now and I have always respected his colorful style, individuality, kindness, generosity and success in our industry. I traveled in Europe with him and have partied with him all over the USA. But what I failed to realize and I know that the rest of our industry is guilty of the same crime, is only seeing him as a ?PLAYER? or just someone that FUCKS hot chicks all around the globe. Well that is true, but he has been holding back on all of us. Look Romance recognizes Romance and I am Mr. Romance, but Jay is TRUE ROMANCE and that is why I feel it is my responsibility to write this long thread to tell the truth.

After the Playboy Party on Friday night Jay invited me to his new place for an after hour party. To begin I want to congratulate him again on his success. He has earned everything he has on his own and that is admirable. Now we have all seen some of the recent threads of his after parties with naked girls in the hot tub and acting from Jay, but the pics or videos on those threads do not tell the true story.

His dedication to TRUE ROMANCE is indescribable and more planned out than the Kennedy assination. From the moment I walked in his back yard I was hit by a thunderbolt of Romance and realized I needed to start taking notes as I had a lot to learn. To start he has a 75 foot high running water fall with a nature trail with exotic tropical plants like birds of paradise and a rose garden, of course the hot tub and a beach style pool with a bridge leading to his bedroom that is feet away from an outdoor fireplace that is a foot away from an outdoor swinging bed with a down comforter. I walked though the house to find Jay and others enjoying the girls taking turns working the stripper pole in his game room. Jay kindly greeted me as usual and offered me a drink and what not and then a tour of his new house.

Of course he made it a smart house and no matter where you are in the house you are just a few feet away from a wall mounted controller or remote control that lets you set the Romance with music anywhere on the property, control the outdoor space heaters, hot tub temperature, indoor a/c and heating and dimmers on every light. The house is decorated in a masculine/metro but romantic way with the use of warm colors, leather and traditional darker furniture with marble floors and 15 inch crown molding.

Ok let me speed things up, so the girls decided to change activities from the stripper pole and head to the hot tub naked. After 30 minutes or so they began to warm up on the outdoor bed next to the fire place with the down comforter. They then walked the nature trail and 2 of them, a Russian and American, headed over the pool bridge that leads right to Jay?s room where they dove in his bed for action. Jay and I walked in and started too shared our thoughts on thread counts, duvets, down comforters and the romantic benefits of his sleigh bed vs. my 6 inch padded head board. We both realized he had to attend to his romance, so I left the room.

I thought he was out for the night, but his dedication to his friends is equally as strong as his attention to Romance. He then rejoined the rest of us and even did some acting for us and the neighbors while the Russian and American rested for round 2. During his time away from the Russian and American, he realized he had romance on standby and he had to perform again. Anyways myself and others realized we had to ask Jay to call us a cab or we would still be there and it is Wednesday.

I am sure the Russian and the American have not left. He created a Romantic trap and not by mistake, but by design.

With all of this being said, I am the first to graduate with honors from ?XXXJAY?s Hollywood MBA School of Romance" and as you can see Jay is just a Romantic guy and far from a Player.

Thanks again for a great time and congratulations again on your new place and allowing me to set the record straight!

Yours Truly,

Mr. Romance

seeric 11-21-2007 09:43 AM

Werd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was great having some old schoolers around for good times. What a great time, and what a great host Jay always is.

Great seeing you buddy.

Airwooooof

Silly Guy 11-21-2007 09:52 AM

very well written...makes me wanna get romantic right now...

media 11-21-2007 09:53 AM

I'm still waiting to see this place... Have not had a solid invite from Jay to one of his parties yet even though I am so close to him now..

Good to see you at the show Gerard!!!! You too Jay!

Mickey_ 11-21-2007 09:54 AM

Now THAT'S romance.
Gerard, when's your book coming out?:winkwink:

Matt Collins 11-21-2007 10:04 AM

High praise from Mr. Romance!!

Of course, Gerard and Jay are both great people and I am proud to call you both my friends. I need to spend more time taking notes though...sounds like there is a lot to learn from you both!!

Matt

Ramos 11-21-2007 10:05 AM

This is romantic

Silly Guy 11-21-2007 10:14 AM

btw i am romantic

Juicy D. Links 11-21-2007 10:15 AM

Nr Romanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jmk 11-21-2007 10:23 AM

His place rocks!

Mr. Romance 11-21-2007 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey-AWE (Post 13401749)
Now THAT'S romance.
Gerard, when's your book coming out?:winkwink:

I am still writing it and with experiences like this, I am not sure If i can ever finish it



Mr. Romance

Redmanthatcould 11-21-2007 10:31 AM

First of all, this was very well-written - especially for GFY. I really liked your attention to detail, and the subtle humor was implemented precisely.

My favorite part of this little story was the constant reminders of romance; my favorite being:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 13401707)
He created a Romantic trap and not by mistake, but by design.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CE_Rashaan 11-21-2007 10:40 AM

"Romance recognizes Romance"

People please take notes :winkwink:

I have become good friends with both Mr. Romance and XXXJAY and this is the reason

"Romance recognizes Romance"

Although I have been invited on several occasions to XXXJAYs house I have yet the pleasure of experiencing its grandeur.

Fortunately I always seem to get lost into my own romance adventures on the way :thumbsup

Trust me Jay I sooo look forward to it maybe after the Mansion Party in December....whada ya say?

american pervert 11-21-2007 10:47 AM

i love to party with these guys

Mr. Romance 11-21-2007 10:48 AM

Thank you for the kind words:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 13401913)
First of all, this was very well-written - especially for GFY. I really liked your attention to detail, and the subtle humor was implemented precisely.

My favorite part of this little story was the constant reminders of romance; my favorite being:



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-21-2007 11:12 AM

And at the end of a hard night of partying, there is really nothing more romantic than dropping a big load on a pretty girls face. :jerkoff

http://modernrock.com/uploads/xxxjay/pussy_pile.jpg

Pimp is as Pimp does... :pimp

ADG

BAKO 11-21-2007 11:23 AM

Good read :)

Rhesus 11-21-2007 11:30 AM

I can't deny the guy has a certain sense of style, both in writing and living, but what you describe I wouldn't call Romantic, if as I think "Action", "Perform" and "Round 2" refer to mechanical mating of randomly chosen people rather than the act of lovemaking.

Dwreck 11-21-2007 11:36 AM

I knew there is way to much to XXXjay then meets the eye. Im still kinda intimidated. lol

Porno Dan 11-21-2007 11:48 AM

That is a great story - one which I can atest to that is 100% truth

Mike Dutch 11-21-2007 11:55 AM

Will the book be also available in Europe ;)
Nice post Romance!

emthree 11-21-2007 11:57 AM

Pussy Palace.

WEGCash Robert 11-21-2007 12:36 PM

Love me some
 
I love me some Gerard and Jay! You guys are awesome!

JFK 11-21-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 13402281)
Pussy Palace.

Right On :thumbsup

JenniDahling 11-21-2007 01:34 PM

As a fan of Jay's blogs, it's all about the GFE and I agree!!!:thumbsup Great seeing you both at the mansion!!!

corvette 11-21-2007 01:48 PM

haha, great story

xxxjay 11-21-2007 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 13401707)
It?s time to set the record straight! To begin, I have known Jay for over 5 years now and I have always respected his colorful style, individuality, kindness, generosity and success in our industry. I traveled in Europe with him and have partied with him all over the USA. But what I failed to realize and I know that the rest of our industry is guilty of the same crime, is only seeing him as a ?PLAYER? or just someone that FUCKS hot chicks all around the globe. Well that is true, but he has been holding back on all of us. Look Romance recognizes Romance and I am Mr. Romance, but Jay is TRUE ROMANCE and that is why I feel it is my responsibility to write this long thread to tell the truth.

After the Playboy Party on Friday night Jay invited me to his new place for an after hour party. To begin I want to congratulate him again on his success. He has earned everything he has on his own and that is admirable. Now we have all seen some of the recent threads of his after parties with naked girls in the hot tub and acting from Jay, but the pics or videos on those threads do not tell the true story.

His dedication to TRUE ROMANCE is indescribable and more planned out than the Kennedy assination. From the moment I walked in his back yard I was hit by a thunderbolt of Romance and realized I needed to start taking notes as I had a lot to learn. To start he has a 75 foot high running water fall with a nature trail with exotic tropical plants like birds of paradise and a rose garden, of course the hot tub and a beach style pool with a bridge leading to his bedroom that is feet away from an outdoor fireplace that is a foot away from an outdoor swinging bed with a down comforter. I walked though the house to find Jay and others enjoying the girls taking turns working the stripper pole in his game room. Jay kindly greeted me as usual and offered me a drink and what not and then a tour of his new house.

Of course he made it a smart house and no matter where you are in the house you are just a few feet away from a wall mounted controller or remote control that lets you set the Romance with music anywhere on the property, control the outdoor space heaters, hot tub temperature, indoor a/c and heating and dimmers on every light. The house is decorated in a masculine/metro but romantic way with the use of warm colors, leather and traditional darker furniture with marble floors and 15 inch crown molding.

Ok let me speed things up, so the girls decided to change activities from the stripper pole and head to the hot tub naked. After 30 minutes or so they began to warm up on the outdoor bed next to the fire place with the down comforter. They then walked the nature trail and 2 of them, a Russian and American, headed over the pool bridge that leads right to Jay?s room where they dove in his bed for action. Jay and I walked in and started too shared our thoughts on thread counts, duvets, down comforters and the romantic benefits of his sleigh bed vs. my 6 inch padded head board. We both realized he had to attend to his romance, so I left the room.

I thought he was out for the night, but his dedication to his friends is equally as strong as his attention to Romance. He then rejoined the rest of us and even did some acting for us and the neighbors while the Russian and American rested for round 2. During his time away from the Russian and American, he realized he had romance on standby and he had to perform again. Anyways myself and others realized we had to ask Jay to call us a cab or we would still be there and it is Wednesday.

I am sure the Russian and the American have not left. He created a Romantic trap and not by mistake, but by design.

With all of this being said, I am the first to graduate with honors from ?XXXJAY?s Hollywood MBA School of Romance" and as you can see Jay is just a Romantic guy and far from a Player.

Thanks again for a great time and congratulations again on your new place and allowing me to set the record straight!

Yours Truly,

Mr. Romance

From a master a romance like yourself, it makes me extra appreciative of everything I have. I don't have the most expensive house in LA, hell, I had just left a party at a $25 million dollars spot (at least), but I would have to say, dollar for dollar....his place had a tenth the romance of mine.

You should get a job inspecting houses for the city "romance code". I'll try to vote it in at the next city council meeting.

And yes, you are right...it is tough to get girls out of there, the place is like a spiders web, but at some point you have to kick the romance out the door and put the pimp hand back in full effect.

You are welcome anytime you are in town and it was great seeing you man!

Mr. Romance 11-21-2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13403490)
From a master a romance like yourself, it makes me extra appreciative of everything I have. I don't have the most expensive house in LA, hell, I had just left a party at a $25 million dollars spot (at least), but I would have to say, dollar for dollar....his place had a tenth the romance of mine.

Thanks for being modest, but we both know that only so much fortune can impact romance. And to set the record straight again, I was just at Hefhs 50 million dollar house and even though I ran into a romantic interlude in the grotto your place just took the Romance cake. And for the record I was in route to that 25 million dollar crib you were at, but I had a romantic detour, and my sources that were also at your place, said you had more romance than that crib. But as far as a romantic place to call home in LA, it will always be your palace?

You should get a job inspecting houses for the city "romance code". I'll try to vote it in at the next city council meeting.

Not a bad idea...it does come natural

And yes, you are right...it is tough to get girls out of there, the place is like a spiders web, but at some point you have to kick the romance out the door and put the pimp hand back in full effect.

You said it, look a Spider has a Web and a Pimp has a bed...

You are welcome anytime you are in town and it was great seeing you man!

Thanks again and I will be back...

CarlosTheGaucho 11-21-2007 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13403490)
but at some point you have to kick the romance out the door and put the pimp hand back in full effect.

I like this quote! :pimp

tony286 11-21-2007 04:32 PM

romance I doubt it.

Mohawk Steve 11-21-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13403822)
is it romance that gets him the girls or piles of coke around the house? lol

That would be he romance. I've been to many bars many times with him and his romance makes women gravitate towards him.

xxxjay 11-21-2007 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13403822)
romance I doubt it.

Wsn't your original post, ""is it romance that gets him the girls or piles of coke around the house? lol"?

Come on Tony? Are you on meds or something? One minute you are attacking me, the next you ask like my best buddy.

I was wondering...does the 404 stand for your wieght or your area code? And if it is your weight, is is pounds or kilograms? Probably the latter.

"Because of my weight, therefore I hate" - Tony 404, circa 2007

CuriousToyBoy 11-21-2007 05:31 PM

I have yet to jump the pond since Jay got his new digs.

And I miss Gerard.

And Airek.

And all my other friends...

:-(

st0ned 11-21-2007 05:35 PM

LOL wtf? :1orglaugh

Where are the pics damn it?

CarlosTheGaucho 11-21-2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 13404244)
LOL wtf? :1orglaugh

Where are the pics damn it?

http://www.xxxjay.com/wp-content//scream.jpg

xxxjay 11-21-2007 08:08 PM

http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...72b56ed0d0.jpg

SleazyDream 11-22-2007 01:18 AM

i agree - too many people don't see xxxjay for what he is.

a successful self made man.

congrats Jay! you deserve it

Drake 11-22-2007 01:26 AM

Great thread. This ROMANCE thing is not overrated, clearly.

RogerV 11-22-2007 03:42 AM

I need to get one of those lovers swings jay has :)

BlackCrayon 11-22-2007 05:49 AM

So he has money and gets laid? What a crazy combo. Never heard of that before.

CarlosTheGaucho 11-22-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13405580)
i agree - too many people don't see xxxjay for what he is.

a successful self made man.

congrats Jay! you deserve it

Yeah - knowledgeable, with a taste in music and likes to fuck.. if he was a female I would probably want to date her real bad.. :pimp

xxxjay 11-23-2007 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13405580)
i agree - too many people don't see xxxjay for what he is.

a successful self made man.

congrats Jay! you deserve it

Haha...thanks man. We both have those two things in common. :) That, and most people think we are assholes, even though that is far from the truth.

CarlosTheGaucho 11-23-2007 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13409503)
Haha...thanks man. We both have those two things in common. :) That, and most people think we are assholes, even though that is far from the truth.

And I sure do know that, have lots of admiration to you both!

Always welcomed for a drink or ... :pimp !

seeric 01-21-2009 10:07 PM

Romanceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

K R I S T E N 01-21-2009 10:49 PM

since airek bumped this to the front again (almost 2 years later) i had to comment:

Mr. Romance - you are, without a doubt, incredibly romantic by nature - so good to have you back in the picture...looking forward to seeing you soon.

Jay - kudos to you on your romantic-by-design ways - before the house and ever after, you seem to know how to drive the girls crazy!

xoxoxoxoxox to all the romantical men! :winkwink:

tranza 01-22-2009 08:42 AM

How romantic!! Great story!!

Juicy D. Links 01-22-2009 08:51 AM

i have a hardon atm

HorseShit 01-22-2009 08:59 AM

old thread alert

Odie 01-22-2009 01:49 PM

amen to mr. romance!

xxxjay 01-22-2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15372366)
old thread alert

An old one but a great one.


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