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iSMOKE 11-24-2007 07:52 PM

My StaminaRX Horror Story...
 
Here I am on my way home from work thinking I'm about to score a home run with the old lady. I get in, pop 2 stamina rx pills, hop in the shower, get out and chill out for a few mins to let the pills 'kick in'.

I slam her out pretty good, end up busting in her because of this violent sex-rage that this satanic pill put on me. She's not on the pill either. I get something to eat and get ready to go pick up my son from my grandmother.

I notice my eyeballs feeling like they are about to come out of my head...some kinda wild pressure. They water up, get bloodshot worse than when I blaze a sweet spliff. I get a little stick to my stomach, heart rate starts increasing and im like wtf?

Dick out of nowhere gets so rock hard that it actually hurts. It came out of nowhere, wont go down. I end up having to go meet my grandmother with a MASSIVE boner that has lasted for at least 30mins now for no reason at all.
It was so bad that i had to try to hide it with a long sleeved shirt, but that didnt work.

She says to me "Your eyes are so red". Wife says that i must have been smoking weed(she thinks i dont do it anymore). So now i realize this pill has ruined my day. Last but not least...i think the ride is coming to an end finally. Next thing you know im shooting lava-water out of my asshole over and over for probably 14 trips. Finally i feel half decent but im so wide open i cant go to sleep and i have to be up at 4am. So for anyone who thinks about picking up a pack of the blue magic....do not!

After Shock Media 11-24-2007 07:54 PM

ok thats just funny, I feel sorry for you but hahahaha.

Must love herbals.

papill0n 11-24-2007 07:56 PM

hope you learn your lesson - that sounds like a nightmare!

iSMOKE 11-24-2007 08:00 PM

I have learned my lesson. My left eye is still bloodshot...and its like 79 degrees in here and im ice cold. This shit has done something horrible to my blood pressure/nervous system or something.

Spunky 11-24-2007 08:18 PM

Congrats on the new addition to the family pappy

KiraSilver 11-24-2007 08:27 PM

I hope you are making this up.

k0nr4d 11-24-2007 08:31 PM

http://www.mechbunny.com/konrad/owned.jpg

L-Pink 11-24-2007 08:34 PM

What's up with the cock pills? I'm 50 with bad habits and have never even thought about using ..... Aren't you a young guy?

iSMOKE 11-24-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13416343)
Congrats on the new addition to the family pappy

lol, thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by KiraSilver (Post 13416395)
I hope you are making this up.

Oh no my friend. This is 100% truth...i only wish i was making it up. My stomach is still fucked up as we speak. I feel some kind of full body stimulation. I dont know what it feels like to do bad coke or meth, but if i could try to imagine it, it would probably be this. It's 10:35 here and i gotta get up in 5.5 hrs and i cant go to sleep at all.

iSMOKE 11-24-2007 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 13416427)

Owned to say the least...Thanks Stamina RX!!! http://www.elevatedlabs.com/products/DSC_0086.jpg

robfantasy 11-24-2007 08:49 PM

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should have used these bro!!

they work without the nasty side effects :1orglaugh

JD 11-24-2007 11:08 PM

fucking hell man... that's brutal

iSMOKE 11-25-2007 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy (Post 13416477)
http://www.hedonistic7.com/myspace.jpg
http://www.hedonistic7.com/h1.jpg
http://www.hedonistic7.com/h7.jpg

should have used these bro!!

they work without the nasty side effects :1orglaugh

Nah, i'm done with herbal supplements. I'll stick to my green herbs, it usually makes the pipe 3x harder and keeps me stroking 2x as long.

http://www.lewiscountyherald.com/marijuanaA3205.jpg

RevengeBucks_Monica 11-25-2007 03:31 PM

I'm afraid to pop pills when they come from completely unregulated sources and I can't imagine taking some pill because it said I was going to be better in bed. However, I've used creams that claimed they make a woman's clit more sensitive and orgasms easier (total bullshit by the way).

robfantasy 11-26-2007 07:08 PM

dood man you gotta take the stack

hedonistic 7 + weed > viagra + ecstasy

Vox 11-26-2007 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSMOKE (Post 13416458)
Owned to say the least...Thanks Stamina RX!!! http://www.elevatedlabs.com/products/DSC_0086.jpg

Nothing herbal or natural about stamina RX. It actually contains tadalafil or some similar ingredients which is the main ingredient in Cialis

CaptainHowdy 11-26-2007 08:39 PM

I'm afraid of pills too, dam... : / ...

beanamid 11-26-2007 09:11 PM

Fda Warning
 
Here is the FDA Warning about Stamina RX:
http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/ANSWER.../ANS01235.html
Just Proof that they are trying to fuck you up for a buck, there is shit in there that they didn't tell you!

Here is the text from it:
FDA Talk Paper
T03-48
June 20, 2003

Media Inquiries: 301-827-6242
Consumer Inquiries: 888-INFO-FDA


FDA Public Health Advisory:
FDA Warns Consumers Against Taking the Following Dietary Supplements-SIGRA, STAMINA Rx and STAMINA Rx for Women, Y-Y, Spontane ES and Uroprin
Today, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is warning consumers not to purchase or consume the following products: SIGRA, STAMINA Rx and STAMINA Rx for Women, Y-Y, Spontane ES and Uroprin, manufactured by NVE, Inc., in Newton, N.J. and distributed by Hi-Tech in Norcross, Ga. These products, which are being marketed as dietary supplements, actually contain a prescription drug ingredient that poses possible health risks. The products are being sold over-the-counter and are claiming to increase stamina, confidence and performance.

FDA has determined that the products actually contain the prescription-strength drug ingredient, tadalafil. Tadalafil is the active ingredient in Cialis, an Eli Lilly product approved in Europe to treat male erectile dysfunction. An interaction between certain prescription drugs containing nitrates (such as nitroglycerin) and tadalafil may cause a drastic lowering of blood pressure. There is real danger that this product may be taken by patients taking nitrates since erectile dysfunction is often a common problem in people with diabetes, hypertension (high blood pressure), hyperlipidemia (high cholesterol), ischemic heart disease and in people who smoke.

FDA's Office of Criminal Investigations, with assistance from FDA?s New Jersey and Atlanta Districts, executed concurrent federal search warrants in Georgia and New Jersey after finding these dietary supplements.

Consumers who have used these products and have medical concerns should consult with their health care providers.

All consumers should be aware of the risks associated with these products.

Shagbunny 11-26-2007 09:14 PM

i'm keeping away from this thing

Lighter 11-26-2007 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13416343)
Congrats on the new addition to the family pappy



hahahaah

Dirty F 11-26-2007 09:33 PM

Well you already showed what a fool you are on GFY and to noone's surprise you're also one irl. Congrats.

CunningStunt 11-26-2007 10:23 PM

lol. what an idiot.

madfuck 11-26-2007 11:08 PM

dammm tht is some shit...

Big_Red 11-26-2007 11:15 PM

holy smokes. glad you made it through it. reading that fda warning will scare the heck out of you enough. again glad you are better. i would keep shitting if i had to and get that stuff out!


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