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3xTom 11-29-2007 04:35 PM

We are HIRING .... In House Programmer
 
Looking for a full time in house Programmer/Designer.
Must be fluent in CSS, PHP, Smarty, Java, and Flash / Flash Media Servers.
Must be willing to relocate to Southern Ohio.
Must be in house.. No off-site employees sorry...

Salary + Benefits
Please contact me if interested and for more information.

tom AT cyberskymedia DOT com

Thanks
Tom

selena 11-29-2007 04:43 PM

Sure you don't just want me to handle those things?

You know how fluent I am in them. :D

newbreed 11-29-2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena (Post 13447960)
Sure you don't just want me to handle those things?

You know how fluent I am in them. :D

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/119...50290150.b.jpg


:1orglaugh

Chef86 11-29-2007 05:02 PM

Good luck on your search

biskoppen 11-29-2007 05:11 PM

Tom, that will be quite dificult finding one with all those skills combined.. at least where I'm from... and the one you'll find will be expensive ;) Again.. at least where I'm from ;

VeriSexy 11-29-2007 05:19 PM

Nice opportunity here

Nookster 11-29-2007 05:43 PM

Hmm, tempting.

V_RocKs 11-29-2007 05:54 PM

I wish I made less on my own.

3xTom 11-29-2007 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 13448042)
Tom, that will be quite dificult finding one with all those skills combined.. at least where I'm from... and the one you'll find will be expensive ;) Again.. at least where I'm from ;

Trust me I know :)

Its really hard to find anyone good these days...

collegeboobies 11-29-2007 06:22 PM

What kind of pay range is this type of job?

3xTom 11-29-2007 06:24 PM

Very much worth whoever is interested's time

If you would like more info you can contact me direct please...

SkeetSkeet 11-29-2007 06:32 PM

plus these are good folks who will treat you nice ... i mean even a reach around from time to time if you get lonely nice :)

selena 11-29-2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed (Post 13447983)


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I can't deny that!

mightyjoe 11-29-2007 10:16 PM

a boss with an attitude like this:

Quote:

4. Now that you have transferred the money send me another private message telling me you have sent it...Along with an EMAIL ADDRESS that you use for submissions and this EMAIL MUST MATCH one of the domains that you submit with.... It MUST MATCH one of the domains you submit with ... Ok I have said that twice so DO NOT FUCK THIS UP..... If you do fuck it up you will simply LOOSE your 100.00 bucks.. I will NOT give you an account because evidently you cant fucking read....
no way! i would rather pick garbage than to have a boss like him!

selena 11-30-2007 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkeetSkeet (Post 13448471)
plus these are good folks who will treat you nice


The best folks ever! :thumbsup

shekinah 11-30-2007 07:48 AM

Nice opportunity man, goodluck!:)

Wizzo 11-30-2007 07:52 AM

Awesome opportunity to be part of a great crew! :pimp

fris 11-30-2007 07:54 AM

what kinda salary are we talking, i know a few good coders, but it would require leaving their current job

3xTom 11-30-2007 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serious Business (Post 13450346)
what kinda salary are we talking, i know a few good coders, but it would require leaving their current job

As stated Please contact me direct for that info please...
That kind of info shouldnt be posted here I wouldnt think.. :)

3xTom 11-30-2007 05:13 PM

bump for a good job :)

Clam 11-30-2007 05:24 PM

Hit me up via email. I might be interested.

[email protected]

You'd have to beat what I'm getting paid now. :D

SpeakEasy 11-30-2007 07:36 PM

Bump for someone who needs a job...:upsidedow

Brad Mitchell 11-30-2007 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 13449294)
no way! i would rather pick garbage than to have a boss like him!


Oh you don't know Tom he's a great guy. Besides, you can't imagine how irritating it is when people waste your time, don't follow instructions, and then get really irritated with you when really it's their fault to begin with.

Bad example... but like this week I got a wire transfer with no real identifying information. I scoured my A/R for people with similar balances and will now have to start contacting a list of clients that might have actually sent it to me. <sigh>

Brad

3xTom 12-01-2007 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 13453675)
Oh you don't know Tom he's a great guy. Besides, you can't imagine how irritating it is when people waste your time, don't follow instructions, and then get really irritated with you when really it's their fault to begin with.

Bad example... but like this week I got a wire transfer with no real identifying information. I scoured my A/R for people with similar balances and will now have to start contacting a list of clients that might have actually sent it to me. <sigh>

Brad


Thanks Brad

And you hit the nail on the head..
I mean i tell people what to do
they dont read
send emails bitching cause they fucked up and i cant help them if they dont do it exactly right.... then they get pissed at you for telling them, i asked you to do this this way and you didnt... ?
I mean come on its not that hard to follow very simple
( Send money and email address you submit with ) instructions...
and if you cant follow simple instructions how can you follow tgp rules instructions?

Tom

quantum-x 12-01-2007 07:33 AM

Take my word for it, this will be a good chance for someone.
I have to say, for the people who have sat in here and gone "Y I might be interested, you contact me" - what the fuck?

This type of thing doesn't come round more than once - you think the guys behind RR are gonna chase you down via your blog? ;)

esteve 12-01-2007 07:41 AM

here comes the matrix

mightyjoe 12-01-2007 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xTom (Post 13454880)
Thanks Brad

And you hit the nail on the head..
I mean i tell people what to do
they dont read
send emails bitching cause they fucked up and i cant help them if they dont do it exactly right.... then they get pissed at you for telling them, i asked you to do this this way and you didnt... ?
I mean come on its not that hard to follow very simple
( Send money and email address you submit with ) instructions...
and if you cant follow simple instructions how can you follow tgp rules instructions?

Tom

you told me: "Don't Fuck My Traffic!!!" when you closed my fucking pichunter account for only minor violation! :mad:

mightyjoe 12-01-2007 07:42 AM

yeah, your traffic sucks, not even a single sign ups for 5 months of submission

quantum-x 12-01-2007 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 13454934)
yeah, your traffic sucks, not even a single sign ups for 5 months of submission

Not having your traffic must be the reason why Raven Riley & Liz Vicious have never made a signup :(

Incidentally, Pichunter != ThirdPentacle

Don't show your ignorane ;)

UncutBucksMike 12-01-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 13454934)
yeah, your traffic sucks, not even a single sign ups for 5 months of submission

I don't know what you were submitting, but Pichunter traffic does pretty well. And Tom is a great guy to deal with, he didn't know me from anyone a little over a year ago, and he has always been helpful and more than fair.

BTW Tom, I wish I knew about this before I left Cincy area, I been programming longer than most of these guys been alive LOL.

Mike

Dirty D 12-01-2007 12:15 PM

Pichunter is old school... like me.

He actually expects people to be able to read.

esteve 12-01-2007 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 13454932)
you told me: "Don't Fuck My Traffic!!!" when you closed my fucking pichunter account for only minor violation! :mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 13454932)
yeah, your traffic sucks, not even a single sign ups for 5 months of submission

I'm glad I banned your ass :321GFY

Torn Rose 12-01-2007 04:42 PM

Yeah, you just have to love reading all of the "you contact me" post when it's pretty clear he said he wants YOU TO CONTACT HIM.... And since his name is the one signing the checks…… I wonder…. What should one do….. hmmmmmmmm……..

makefuckingmoney 12-01-2007 04:55 PM

id like to apply to be raven rileys mattress

3xTom 12-01-2007 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makefuckingmoney (Post 13456630)
id like to apply to be raven rileys mattress

I think that job is already taken :)

woj 12-01-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xTom (Post 13450512)
As stated Please contact me direct for that info please...
That kind of info shouldnt be posted here I wouldnt think.. :)

What's so secret about it? Obviously it depends on skills/experience etc, but what's wrong with saying that the job pays in the $xxx to $yyy range?

3xTom 12-02-2007 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 13456737)
What's so secret about it? Obviously it depends on skills/experience etc, but what's wrong with saying that the job pays in the $xxx to $yyy range?

$$ xx,xxx to $$ yyy,yyy with benefits...
and living arrangements paid for...
depending on experience and quality..

Tom

selena 12-02-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xTom (Post 13459490)
$$ xx,xxx to $$ yyy,yyy with benefits...
and living arrangements paid for...
depending on experience and quality..

Tom

:thumbsup

LuSiD 12-02-2007 09:14 PM

Too bad I moved to Florida from Dayton back in 2002 or I would probably be your guy. $75k is the lowest I'll go for salary positions these days. If you ever decide that remote works for you and you want to pay by the hour, let me know. :winkwink:

Good luck to you! Good programmers are like needles in a haystack (especially when it comes to finding anyone that knows anything about Flash streaming). :thumbsup

GUNNER 12-02-2007 09:14 PM

Excellent offer for the right person to get the opportunity to work with an outstanding team. Great ppl and program. :thumbsup

LuSiD 12-02-2007 09:18 PM

Ugh... I meant idiom, not analogy. Wow. It is late.

esteve 12-03-2007 12:51 AM

teamwork good
napster bad
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VIuR5TNyL8Y

uno 12-03-2007 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 13454944)
Not having your traffic must be the reason why Raven Riley & Liz Vicious have never made a signup :(

Incidentally, Pichunter != ThirdPentacle

Don't show your ignorane ;)

Are you staying onboard?

Deej 12-03-2007 02:09 AM

Good opportunity here!!

esteve 12-03-2007 11:46 PM

I'd beg for it but, Christmas is coming


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