| wyldworx |
11-30-2007 04:12 PM |
::::-->kay five is arrive<--:::: ***MY 5k thread of wisdom***
some enlightenment my fellow gfy chaps chicks and chops...
1.freedom is a broken dream had by those wishing to capitalise on it. (my dad always wondered why money was of little importance to me - remembering what he looks like seemed more important at the time.)
2.sexuality is your connection to life, the mind conceptualises the goal, making codependancy a weapon of mass destruction. (Medium rare is popular, but not for everyone)
3.hurry up and live allready - cotton wool is an epidemic. (razorblade waterslides can be a moment of fun for a million, or an eternity of lonesome procrastination for one)
4.political parties are defined easily in five very purposeless words... weird impotent, library, geek, and debating. without them, we'd be found, so wtf are u voting for? (complicating problems often surprize us with simple solutions - and empires ALWAYS strike back)
5.the cure was the cart you put before the horse.... so stopping by a billabong for some thoughtful reflection may be the one thing preventing you from falling off that cliff you cannot see.... (baldness being something of a vain issue, has now been concquered by my "hair bank scheme" which is a father son project i developed this past week. Simply put, genetics is the sign written on our forefathers foreheads. Ignorance splits the hairs of reason, bagging up the last hairstyle assures me of Touche)
6.primitive is turning a screwdriver for a bowl of rice. Tyranosaurus Rex's attitude has similile functional human beings on welfare due to political correctness. Rex never had a snowflakes chance in hell.
7.I was a more successful junkie over an average year of service than i have been a webmaster in the last 12 months. i averaged around $300 a day begging up + down george st sydney. As with everything, experience tought me to remove my shoes and sox, roll in a pile of dirt/gutter filth, have some icebreakers promoting 'my' business, and cha ching - every people pleasing guilt ridden scumbag and thier mum greased my palm faster than anyone i competed against. Thus being the case, I conclude with the following statements...
- waste is more often found begining a meal -
- praying is a procrastination -
- death emancipates, santa molests and americans will undoubtedly attempt everything twice, once for mr president and once for the camera -
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