The cockburger - is a soft cock soft porn? (PICS)
 

So I am just putting together new tour for our new site and was wondering if a soft cock is soft porn?

From the logic of the things - if you can't makes sex with it than it can't be hardcore? :winkwink:

The reason is that for Germany I need a soft tour.
Many weird things happen on our regular saturday's online swinger parties.. and here is the other reason:

















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I guess the cockburger should deserve a tour place, doesn't it? :pimp

That is like the world's ugliest cock.

seriously, is that soft?

Ok seriously WTF is wrong with both of the countries that lost to the US during WWII?

Was it really that bad?

Germany is way worse in online adult legislation than US..

don't they have Hoogie buns where you live?

You know damn well I am not talking about legislation.

Whenever I see anything fucked up or really fucked up such as a cock sandwich, I can instantly guess it is either German or Japanese.

No, but men stick their cocks wherever they can

what makes you think that isn't Japanese? :winkwink:

This is not German nor Japanese, it's just drunken people a bit over the top - it's real people from our all inclusive swingersparties where we pay them the drinks and food for a signed release and an ID copy..

:Oh crap... Nakedness and food never did it for me.

not many circumnscised around here - we don't discriminate the people in their looks or in what they do - we just tape and live broadcast them..

Not a 9,5 weeks fan? :winkwink:

I have digged for an XBIZ article so I don't have to explain the concept over and over..

Anyway, back to the point, can someone answer my question if that's soft?

I know the definition that you shouldn't portray any kind of penetration of any way / even simulated. You can portray tits or pussy in a non-too-exposed manner.

There is no real point about a hard on but I assume no hard on = allright.

Otherwise Michealangelo's David would be an xxx statue...

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

For all those who don't believe life can be fun:

http://nl.bigsister.net/pics/cockburger-6.jpg



This is before the guy got too high to walk and ended up as a cockburger on the serving table..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh OMG!!! :helpme

so true. and now i'm not going to be able to eat a burger for atleast 6 months :Oh crap

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

I'll never eat rocky mountain oysters burger the same way again.

xoxo
Leslie

:1orglaugh

Fuck the cock, talk soft ..

I guess you all are "cock sensitive" ..:winkwink:

http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hamburger.jpg



Can YOU make the hamburger?

eeew... I'm keeping that image to fight hunger moments when I'm dieting.

LOL - the cock burger diet!

lmao nice!

wtf! this is too much for a burger! lol

lol, I wonder if he's still alive if that girl ate the burger lol:D

You just are not used to the foreskin......


You get used to it over here.

It can happen to anyone of us!


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This is the most disgusting thread in a while - BARF

Eat a HotDog instead :thumbsup

that's a cock??

I never thought it's a niche, we can sell you a license :))

http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hamburger.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.foodbangers.com/index.html?cf=1

cool!

Looks like a wrinkled up aardvark.

Is that really sick ?

It's actually very amusing to me.. maybe i have seen too much already..

It´s art. So no worries about German laws.:pimp

i think i through up in my mouth alittle bit!
that cock is wrong.

:winkwink:

ROFL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well according to the feedback, should I NOT put that the free tour?

Is everyone so oversensitive about cocks? is that NOT amusing?