What do guys get out of marriage?
 

I'm happily unmarried but I'm trying to figure out if I'm really missing out on anything. So I'm wondering what do guys get out of marriage?

The way I see it, men just get fucked coming and going. In the beginning you are doing the fucking. At the end you are getting a fucking.

Am I missing anything? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You pretty well summed it up.

We get the bill at the end, just like dating, without the sex!

I'm still trying to figure out what women get out of it.

When you get a divorce I'm sure you will get everything. :helpme

the food man...and it makes everything easier

Domestic training:winkwink: :upsidedow

haha yeah a sweet going-away present of sorts.

oh men, it is hard to think of. hmmn, fuck and fuck until you succeed.

I got some shitty health insurance from my husbands company :1orglaugh

I've got a great wife. Been married going on 23 years. I get home, my dinner is ready. I don't have to do laundry, take out trash, clean house, none of that. She's old school, mid west girl. raised right, take care of her man, and his house. I ain't complaining a bit.

How old are you and do you think your life really is measured by how much pussy you get?

I have enjoyed the first year of my marriage more than the decades of running around with drunk whores who do not care whether you live or die the day or the next.

Having just buried my grandfather this week, i guess im a bit focused on living, but im glad at this time in my life im not just some drunk college-age "dood" broing it up with the guys and trying to fuck some piece of ass who will not stand with you at a funeral for a loved one.

If you think being married is just about "the pussy you are getting" - then yeah - you arent really ready for that kind of relationship it seems.

Hassles
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Well you get sex more often and you don't have to work very hard for it. Whether it's worth all the other BS is another thing.

If you have kids it's probably cheaper just to stay married. Plus you're not having to worry about what kind of scumbag boyfriend she's going to bring around your kids.

well it reminds me of the old joke

why is a woman like a hurricane ..?!?


because they are wet and windy when they come and when they leave they take your house and car :)

besides that you dont have to go out to try and get some sex anymore you have to stay in and try to get some sex :D

double post d'oh

Being married makes you a chick magnet!

If I get a divorce and get half, well we both walk away even score.

You get out what you put into marriage. Beign equal contributors can maintain a level of respect and equality in a relationship.

i think when you're already married, what you need to do is to take care of the relationship for you to become a happy couple. but thinking how to get out of it, that sounds strange for me. :)

Don't get married... Watch Family Jewels more.

same pussy , differnet day

That's the exception, not the rule.

I was just having this conversation with someone over the weekend.

He says it's great. I say he's crazy. :winkwink:

Bills... lots of bills

Yeah, your getting fucked.

I have a bad habit of when I'm done with a relationship, I'm done. I can be rather cold about it too. The woman I dated for three years before I met my wife I had dated for three years and we about to get engaged. We had a fight about something I've long since forgotten about, and I told her "If you walk out that door you'll never be allowed back in my life". She walked out; I walked out of the relationship but she kept trying to patch things up.

You put your foot down early on in the relationship, say "this is the way it is", and if you don't like it you get the boot. I did this with every relationship I ever had and the moment I wasn't happy I kicked her ass to the damn curb - no matter what was invested in the relationship.

My then girlfriend picked up on this. Thirteen years later, eight years of marriage, and one child.... we've had one argument and I'm still getting laid every day.

You get a disease free penis for one.

You get to grow old together and live happily ever after

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup


When/if you finally meet that one person that you know you have to spend the rest of your life with... you should return to this thread and go "so that's what it is! No wonder no one could really explain it. You have to experience it to understand!"

i guess it wud be the happieness you get out of it ")

married and bored, or single and lonely

chris rock

ill tell you one thing honestly, my level of tolerance or willingness to comprimise has declined throughout the years

know how hard it would be for a woman to put up with my pompous ass?

so why arent you doing anything about

I like what Cyndalie, Fletch XXX and G rotica have to say :thumbsup

What, u want me to be unhappy? :helpme

Because it's the biggest mistake of their lives.

Oh wait you said "what", I thought you said "Why"... my bad.

you got it.

stay single and bang as many of them as you can while you're still able too. then get some viagra and keep going.

die happy.

I am SO going to get pissed all over for this, but here goes:

What I get out of marriage,

By Johnny James

I get someone to talk to, who understands me and my limitations and my finer points. I get someone who will argue with me and know that even the most passionate disagreements can be handled with kindness.

She is someone who I know I will spend the rest of my life with. I made many mistakes when I was younger, including an ill-considered first marriage that amplified all of our shortcomings, rather than magnifying all of our good points.

I get someone I can look up to and someone who looks up to me. She is my biggest fan, and I am hers. We are equals in every way shape and form.

I like women. She likes women. We find women together that we can fuck together. We are both quite happy with this.

I get the knowledge that when my day turns to shit, she will be there. And because she has seen my worst and best days over the years, she knows just the right things to say to me to improve my mood. And I do the same for her.

It is a partnership in a true sense of that idea.

I rule her. She rules me. We have eyes only for each other, but can appreciate the beauty in other human beings and understand that saying "That girl is hot" does not mean that either of us would ever leave one another for any other person.

When I am sick she coddles me. She brings me soup and makes it all better. And I do the same.

After she is done with a hard day of work, I offer a back massage, which she usually tries to decline. I gently tell her that she is getting it whether she wants to or not. She likes this. And does the same for me.

When my mood is sour, she understands and gives me space. I do this for her, too. When the moods are popping with happiness, we share those things, too.

She is quite simply, a reflection of all the best in ME.

We are copies of one anothers best traits, and all our characteristics, good and bad, are a reflection of a love so deep that if you have to question it, with the person you are with, you have not yet met the right person.

When it happens, you will KNOW.

Begin flaming. I am sure this sort of honesty will be blasted into the nether depths of GFY by anyone and everyone.

But that is the truth. And if you meet us at a convention, you will see for yourself.

I hope everyone who reads this can experience it firsthand. It is better than any drug.

Let the flaming begin!

You needed to sign a legal document to get all that?

Hehe. I think the reality is that these sorts of things come with time. Time that cannot be gained by a few months.

It is a trust level that comes with years.

I am grateful to have experienced it at all in my life.

My first marriage cost me dearly, financially and emotionally.

It was worth the learning, though.

When I got divorced, I got to keep our son and bedroom furniture. He got to keep the business we started and grew together, which he proceeded to run into the ground. We were ordered to share marital debt which I ended up having to pay 100% of or risk ruining my credit. Now he doesn't pay taxes or child support and the legal system is no help whatsoever. This mode of thinking that the woman gets to "keep everything" is totally inaccurate and unfair. In my case, it turned out to be the reverse.

That´s my thought right there!

lol i think all u can get is like always get your brains fucked for bing couple of y ears with the same girl..
that is all they do.

Bullshit. It's totally accurate. You are the 1 in 100,000 exception to the rule.

Because they're no longer happy! :helpme

Its not just being married. its being married to the right person.

I am married and have been for 6 years. I love her today more than I did the day I married her. I can tell her anything, and She can tell me anything. We love to talk and hold hands and all the teenage stuff, and we are in our 30's.

It truly comes down to the right person.