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tASSy 12-07-2007 12:43 PM

Just Call Me "The Gimp"...(PICS)
 
well, this is what happens when your nerves happen to be closer to the surface of the skin than everyone else. i suffered a nerve compression injury that resulted in total hand paralysis (all 3 main hand nerve groups - median, ulnar, and radial) from the rope involved in a shibari rope bondage full suspension (in the air, crank-lifted up from the ceiling). :Oh crap

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2336/...167e15b0_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2290/...b6d57d41_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2040/...3ddba328_o.jpg

physical therapy and occupational therapy 2x/week and hand & finger exercises to retrain them how to work 4x/day. depending on where the nerve bundle was compressed (which we won't know until after the electroshock study in 6 weeks) it will take anywhere from 2 months to 2 years to regain complete function of my hand.

currently i can't drive, bathe, groom or feed myself half of the time and require help - though this nifty new splint is helping isolate my fingers so i can relearn typing again. i haven't decided yet if i should turn it into a musical instrument or a weapon. :winkwink:

please be patient with me if i do not respond to your IM's & e-mails as quickly as you or i would like, it's a bit tough relearning how to use my hand all over again. :upsidedow

media 12-07-2007 12:45 PM

Oh damn thats crazy Tassy, best wishes for a speedy recovery!!!

Buddy 12-07-2007 12:45 PM

Dude, that sucks. I hope you have a speedy recovery. :)

BradM 12-07-2007 12:47 PM

Bionic style. Better... stronger... faster. Use it as a weapon for evil, trust me.

Bryan G 12-07-2007 12:47 PM

What were you doing for that to happen?

tASSy 12-07-2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 13483766)
Oh damn thats crazy Tassy, best wishes for a speedy recovery!!!

thanks media! (so i leave oakland and there you are, dammit!) :winkwink:

DatingGold 12-07-2007 12:48 PM

Some people would find that really hot...

Hope you get better soon!

D-Money 12-07-2007 12:48 PM

Wow, that sucks!

I hope you get better soon.

Edward Scissorhands!

tASSy 12-07-2007 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy (Post 13483767)
Dude, that sucks. I hope you have a speedy recovery. :)

thanks buddy! no crazy nights on rotating beds in sex clubs for me anytime soon. hell, i'm pretty sure airport security would think this thing was a weapon if i tried to hop a flight to BCN right now. :upsidedow

the alchemist 12-07-2007 12:50 PM

Damn that blows, get well soon and be careful next time you get suspended from the ceiling!

tranza 12-07-2007 12:50 PM

Damn, that doesn't look good.

I hope you get better soon..

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-07-2007 12:50 PM

Damn, you even look sexy in that contraption.

I'm genuinely sorry to hear about your situation.

Good luck on your rehab...

ADG

tASSy 12-07-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13483771)
Bionic style. Better... stronger... faster. Use it as a weapon for evil, trust me.

hmmm...evil isn't normally my style, but what do you think i should unleash the wrath of this thing on?
:upsidedow

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-07-2007 12:59 PM

No masturbating with that hand..ouch. I hope you have a speedy recovery!

Sly 12-07-2007 01:01 PM

Buy Dragon NaturallySpeaking. Get the preferred version, it will run you $200 but should make your life easier. Make sure your computer has 2 GB of RAM.

Let me know if you need a link or if you need any other suggestions on how to live life like a Pimp Gimp.

RyuLion 12-07-2007 01:04 PM

that sucks big time!

[ScreaM] 12-07-2007 01:05 PM

Shit that looks bad. :(

tASSy 12-07-2007 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 13483774)
What were you doing for that to happen?

(see my original post so i don't have to retype it please!) :)

pornask 12-07-2007 01:06 PM

damn that's hot. I mean, it doesn't get any hotter than a super hot chick in bandages :)

Wizzo 12-07-2007 01:10 PM

Damn, I figured at least 2or3 of you guys would have offered to bathe her by now...:winkwink:

Anyway good luck with it Tassy...:)

cherrylula 12-07-2007 01:20 PM

ouch a bondage accident? Good luck! are you going to sue anyone? (or are they paying your bills) ...or was it in the release form. get well soon.

RevSand 12-07-2007 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 13483888)
Damn, I figured at least 2or3 of you guys would have offered to bathe her by now...:winkwink:

Anyway good luck with it Tassy...:)

I was just getting to that.. Also was going to offer to help her pleasure herself.. :thumbsup:thumbsup:winkwink::winkwink:

tASSy 12-07-2007 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold (Post 13483779)
Some people would find that really hot...

Hope you get better soon!

yeah i know a few Dom guys that are really into the "damsel in distress" thing, so this is sort of like a fantasy come true for them, hah. *they* don't have to learn how to masturbate with their right hand! :disgust

tASSy 12-07-2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money (Post 13483784)
Wow, that sucks!

I hope you get better soon.

Edward Scissorhands!

thanks D$! i'm planning on watching that movie tonight, it's one of my favourites! :)


(have you seen edward penishands on the internet? google that sometime, haha. :pimp)

Sosa 12-07-2007 01:45 PM

wow, get well soon!

pornguy 12-07-2007 01:47 PM

Got to be careful in those swings.

Hope you have an attractive PT person.


and do you ever look stunningly hot in those photos.

sicone 12-07-2007 01:50 PM

Damn Tassy.. that sucks ass. Hope you heal and re train fast so that you can type long and dirty notes to me again soon.

tASSy 12-07-2007 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the alchemist (Post 13483788)
Damn that blows, get well soon and be careful next time you get suspended from the ceiling!

agreed on the blowing, i'm not sure i'll ever be fully suspended again, perhaps from the ankles, but if my nerve pattern is such that my entire body has them close to the surface of the skin, i don't think i'll risk it. it's sad, it's such a lovely display. :(



in other news, i'm still researching your question regarding your sales with us, don't worry, i haven't forgotten you alchemist! :upsidedow

Quagmire 12-07-2007 01:53 PM

That is a niche you really should try and cash in on tASSy.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/11...d-idol-fetish/

Its not my thing, but seeing that on you has me aroused. :winkwink:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-07-2007 02:05 PM

Rope Bondage = Serious Biznuss

Get Well Soon Gimpy!

tASSy 12-07-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13483790)
Damn, that doesn't look good.

I hope you get better soon..

thanks tranza, it's not great, that's for sure, but apparently i'm stubborn and making progress faster than most. hopefully that means it won't be 2 years before i'm at 100% again!

Violetta 12-07-2007 02:06 PM

Damn... Get well soon!

Gianna_CECash 12-07-2007 02:07 PM

Sweetie - Get well soon!

SifuE 12-07-2007 02:08 PM

hope u get better soon...

tASSy 12-07-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13483791)
Damn, you even look sexy in that contraption.

I'm genuinely sorry to hear about your situation.

Good luck on your rehab...

ADG

thanks ADG, nothing makes a woman hotter than paralysis! :error:helpme:1orglaugh

D 12-07-2007 02:17 PM

Eeks! That brings back some memories!

I was trapped in a contraption pretty much identical to that when I severed the extensor tendon on my left hand.

At least you can take it off when called for, eh? :)

Good luck in the healing process.

avalanche 12-07-2007 02:18 PM

That sucks sweetie! Sorry Sorry Sorry

but alas....

Go Go Gadget Fingers....

svenski 12-07-2007 02:20 PM

Hope you get better soon.

OMG Jim 12-07-2007 02:25 PM

Hi tASSy. Sorry to hear about your mid-air accidental paralysis. :Oh crap

I'm sure that you will have plenty of hands ready and willing to help you out til you are fully recovered... especially with any showering or bathing assistance! :winkwink:

Hope you have a speedy recovery!

_

FreeHugeMovies 12-07-2007 02:28 PM

Would suck typing with that danm thing. I once broke my thumb in college and it sucked to type.

BobG 12-07-2007 02:30 PM

freak bondage accident. ouch. poor baby. Hope you get better soon.

nAtuRaLbEautY 12-07-2007 02:32 PM

ouch.. hoping for your fast recovery tassy. :)

G-Rotica 12-07-2007 02:53 PM

I volunteer to do any bathing you may need. :)

Get better, don't hit anybody with that thing, unless they ask you to...

Laurel 12-07-2007 02:55 PM

You poor thing. I hope you have a very speedy recovery..that looks so painful.

hateman 12-07-2007 03:42 PM

what the hell happened? fisting session gone wrong?

who 12-07-2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy (Post 13483767)
Dude, that sucks. I hope you have a speedy recovery. :)

You realize it's not a dude, right?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CyberHustler 12-07-2007 04:09 PM

That sucks... I'd still hit it though.

Furious_Male 12-07-2007 04:13 PM

Ouch.. How did you explain that to the doctors??

I hope your rehab is swift and uneventful.

Martin 12-07-2007 04:20 PM

Okay.

GIMP!

:P

TurboAngel 12-07-2007 04:33 PM

I hope you feel better soon.


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