Sorry Ladies Chachi is off the market
 

Chachi finally takes a bride

Somewhere, Joanie cries silently into her poodle skirt.

After decades of cutting a swath through Hollywood's hypermammiferous starlet and Playboy Playmate population, Scott Baio has finally renounced his bachelor status.

Unfortunately, neither Fonzie nor Richie Cunningham was on hand to witness the erstwhile Chachi's knot-tying.

People reports the onetime "Happy Days" star, 46, wed longtime love Renee Sloan Saturday in Los Angeles during a religious rooftop ceremony that would have been small and intimate if not for the cameras documenting it for the second season of his in-need-of-a-new-title reality show, "Scott Baio is 45 & and Single."

Guests at the ceremony included the couple's month-old baby girl and Sloan's 18-year-old daughter from a previous relationship.

"She is one of the simplest, non-egoed women I've ever met," Baio rhapsodized to Us in July (is "simple" a compliment?). "And the only woman who has not tried to change me."

Still, the former "Charles in Charge" star harbors no illusions about the until-death-do-we-part scenario.

"My parents were married 53 years, good and bad," he recently told People. "Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can. I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody."

I thought he had a show based on the premis that he was single and dating.

So much for that. But then again all that VH1/MTV schlock is scripted garbage.

Damn..he's the same age as me..I feel old