U.N. Upholds Ban on 'Dwarf Throwing'
 

How can we live in a world that doesn't allow dwarf tossing?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...d_nm/rights_dc

it's just not fair.... I love dwarf throwing. :disgust

I prefer the term "Midget Chucking" you insensitive fuckers...

"Elf Hurling"? :eek7

What the fuck are the Aussies gonna do for entertainment now?

bastards! I can't wait to hear what the UN has to say about BumFights videos.......

Dont fling the little people!

so wtf am i supposed to do for exercise this winter?

we're all suffering from this tragic decision....

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May this day be remembered.

Hmm.. I thought it was 'midget toss'... Guess the terms are a geographic thing... We 'toss' our midgets in these parts.. :)

Life will be empty without it even for non-Aussies. I predict a very big increase in suicide over the coming weeks.

Tossing midgets is a totally different thing. It gives you a sticky hand.

Not to mention the aftertaste.

If you take a spoon of sugar afterwards it removes most of the aftertaste. High in calories though.

Aussies have already got a new sport - Pom tossing:evil-laug

'Little People' Flinging?

Dwarf Throwing owns!!! http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

This has got to be one of the most bizarre issues the UN has ever dealt with.

I wonder if underground dwarf throwing clubs will start emerging...

The first rule of Dwarf club is that you do not talk about Dwarf club.

hehe.... :1orglaugh

The freaking UN never gets anything right!
Should have been done away with a long time ago.

Those JERK OFFS are the reason that Sadam Hussein is still around today. They wanted to kill that A-hole when they were over there in the early nineties, but they said no, fuck them.

I hope they feel goood with the Blood of all those people in the World Trade Center on their hands.

Too bad those planes didn't run into the UN instead of WTC then we would be ride of a lot of useless garbage.

Now Midget tossing, it figures.

Bunch of freaking ASSHOLES!

If a midget gets hurt while throwing him can you feed him to a snake?

I think that's a given....

:1orglaugh

There ya go. Screw midget tossing. Have two midgets battle it out...loser gets fed to an anaconda. It's a fortune waiting to happen.

some things they left out that I'm dying to know....

do they throw for distance or accuracy?
how does the scoring work?
Are there dwarf throwing teams/leagues?
Do they have cool team shirts like bowlers?
Do some of the throwers have a *special* dwarf that they rely on when they really need to score?
Do they carry their dwarves in custom cases?
Do they take practice throws?

What happens if your midget gets too drunk to perform?

:glugglug

What if one dwarf throws another dwarf, is that wrong?

Immediate disqualification and both dwarves must report directly to the snake.

HAHAHA

"kill the fucking snake." why? let me think:

"snakes have no affection for midgets. they're not pets. they don't belong in a midget's house."

March 8 ? Dave Flood is angry, because he says his rights are being violated: "I'm a dwarf and I want to be tossed," he said.

I wonder if they are required to throw "as is", or if they're allowed to streamline their dwarf.... like maybe shaving and waxing him... put him in a custom aerodynamic latex "throwing suit".....

Maybe we could dress some midgets up like Halfling Gladiators and put them in large cages and have them fight big 25+ foot Anacondas.

I would pay to see that.

is this gonna affect Pro Dwarf Throwing too.... or just the nightclub stuff?

This is fucking ridiculous. If the midget <i>wants</i> to do it, what is the fucking problem?

I'm finding more info here guys:
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(some) Rules of Dwarf Throwing

1. If a dwarf is thrown thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask.

2. If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided.

3. If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches..

4. If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee.

5. If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound.

6. If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly seen.

7. If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size.

8. If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified.

9. If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of 1000 Pounds or three years of imprisonment.

10. It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'.

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and an obscure article I found

The second rule of dwarf club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DWARF CLUB!!!

Now if this is your first night at Dwarf Club, you HAVE to toss...

Where's that snake?