Never get married, you wont get this!
 

ya, no more these http://clipserver.adultbouncer.com/W..._POV2_1__1.mpg

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brbrbr:disgust lol didnt understand ur post:1orglaugh

somebody should punch the fag in face so he shuts the fuck up...

And you won't get this!

http://www.johnnyjet.com/images/121801AmberCooking.jpg

yeah and how many guys have that in the kitchen? under 1%.

Marriage = No sex. (unless you go fuck someone else)

Marriage with no sex means you both fucked up choosing the person you shackled yourself to for life....

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95% of men must really be making some fucked up choices because that's how many aren't getting any from their wives.

Women with knives scare me :helpme

depends who you marry

5 Years into the marriage...
And we still fuck like bunnies.. toys and everything :)

The key is to NOT expect her to put out if you expect her to give you a baby. If she's running around with a toddler all day.. it takes more than a normal round of foreplay to get a chick going...

No Kid Marriages = LOTS of SEX

With Kid Marriages = Lots of Foreplay NEEDED.

By that I mean, getting her flowers, doing the dishes... telling her you appreciate what she does... finding a babysitter.. drawing a bath... telling her she looked pretty the day before (even if she didn't)... and then rubbing/touching her lightly.. relaxing her...

Then you will get ass whenever you want it :)

Non asshole men with children get lots of sex.

Asshole men who just want to stick it in, get nada.

If you're nice and she still doesn't give it to you... Your dicks too small and she prefers her rabbit... or maybe just maybe she's got a hormone imbalance...

bahhhhhh

Im married 8 yrs and we still do all kinds of kinky shit. I think its the kids that throws cold water on the whole sex thing not the act of getting married. Also if someone gets married to someone they really dont want to be with forever,they have no one to blame but themselves.

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Married going on 23 years. I still get 2 chicks at once. Swinging is fun, especially since my wife digs chicks. :thumbsup

We've got a philosopher here! :thumbsup