I want to share something with you all. I'm doing a very bad thing this Christmas
 

I'm all alone this year with no friends or family. One friend sent me one present. I live in an apartment building where packages are just left in the hall. I am stealing some of the packages sent to other people in my building, and I will open them tonight as Christmas presents to myself.

:xmas-smil :(

ditto, minus stealing from people

well sucks to be you

Don't fuck with the USPS packages - Federal Offense under USC Title 18, just take the FedEx and UPS ones. :thumbsup

Hmmm...so far I have 2 regular mail, 2 amazon, 1 usps next day, and 1 fed ex.

I've been stealing them off and on since thanksgiving.

:(

USPS won't leave them.

Hope you get something nice, so at least you will have something fun to help take the guilt away.

Sad thread.

Be sure to post pics of what Santa brought you.

Merry Xmas :thumbsup

Post pics (Seriously)

WTF? are you a n1gger?

Why don't you go to a homeless shelter and suck cocks, if you can't spread holiday joy you can spread oral herpes.

No, and I'm not whitetrash either. I'm just a poor student and all alone in the world and feeling sorry for myself.

My parents died in January and I get depressed around now.

usps wont leave them? they do it all the time and I hate it

:(

Man, that really sucks. I feel bad for you. If I had known, I would have asked for your address to send you something.

What color trash are you?

You are right, they are just lying in the hallway and nothing's been signed for.

I'm keeping track of who I took stuff from and maybe I'll do something nice for them in the spring. A card under their door with money and a note or something. But I'm a worthless depressed piece of shit so I'll probably do nothing.

We want to see pics of your presents! :thumbsup

Go volunteer at soup kitchen, homeless shelter, animal shelter. Jesus fuck, what is wrong with people, you don't steal PERIOD much less christmas presents. Your parents would be ashamed of themselves for spawning such a loser.

I haven't opened any yet and i think it will just make me feel worse if i do. I donno, maybe i wil return them--i can just throw them back in the hall late tonight when I'm drunk. I'll probably just feel shittier than I already do if I keep them.

I'm just sad :(

it could be much much worse - you could be Oracle Porn.

have fun and enjoy your gifts

However, depression can make you do all sorts of stupid things - things you'd never even think of doing without suffering with it.

open them!!!!!!!

I'm sure they are proud.

Yeah. I'm deeply depressed. I hardly recognize myself.

I'm going to start seeing a therapist soon and get meds. My one friend has promised to force me to go.

I know it's shitty to steal presents, but these people will get money or stuff back from whoever shipped it--I'm stealing stuff where the return address is a store not from someone's grandma.

what a loser, I wonder who u are...

You havnt been to Tenerife and eaten my Chocs have you?

Seriously, if half of it is true then I am sorry. Its been a crap one for me as well, but all my relatives are coming for the New Year. So its not a total washout.

Give the gifts back and think about al the good ones ahead of you - you are a student - you have a future.

Karma.

:2 cents:

I give up on karma. I'm a good person--I try to be. But my life has been nothing but shit for years now and I don't have any hope any more. All around me I see the wicked being rewarded, and good people suffering.

I can't even be a success as an evil person.

Thank you. Though no amount of wishful thinking can ever change the cold harsh truth: Them that has, gets. Those that don't have, often never will.

Life is deeply unfair and that's the way it is. It's stupid to expect anything--the most I can hope for is that drugs or alcohol or psychological help or some combination of them can numb me enough that I can close my eyes on the long relentless slide towards death.

You're a good person!?!???? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you are stealing xmas present you delusional cock head

I hope your life gets even worse for you. No doubt it will.

Has anybody seen an adult webmaster forum anywhere around here? It seems like I recall one that used to be here somewhere about 4 to 5 years ago...Place is like some kind of cross between Jerry Springer and Oprah now.

I wouldn't ever take anyone with me. Not even people who have harmed me.

Come on BA..... You never had a bad day?

This time of year is a nightmare for anyone without a family or friends to support them.

I have spent many years moving around the world. This time is hard every year.

Give the guy a break.....

Being a contest whore and sig whore not paying of for you fuckface.

Fuck off, tosser. He sounds intelligent and observant. You sound like a stupid fucking pussy. I hope you get hit by a train.

don't forget faggy pants, you helped it become that way faster than anyone else here

Well please cut to the chase and fucking do it because you are worthless and a cancer to society

i second that

boyalley is a fucking chump

oh yeah, merry christmas

"Racist Stundent dumped by his friends and family steals and ruin x-mas for as many as he can"

Guess the race hehe

I hope you steal the wrongs person shit. I know if I saw a neighbor taking shit from my porch. Which I tend to just let them leave it in front of my door. But if that was me and I caught you stealing shit, I'd open the door and beat your head in with my baseball bat.

Depression may make you do "weird" things, but that's no excuse for this stuff. You know what you're doing, if you didn't, you wouldn't think of "leaving something under the door in spring". The possibility hasn't occurred to you that you could be taking some kids toy?

I wish you a Shitty Christmas and a Crappy New Year!

I fully agree with you. I would think that volunteering with orphans or something along the lines for a person that has lost their parents would be more fulfilling than stealing gifts from other people.

You missed the part where I said I was gonna give them back.

You sound like you have more issues than me, to be honest.