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TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 11:18 AM

American Cannibal Wins Best Documentary of 2007
 
From Kurt Loder and MTV-

http://www.vh1.com/movies/news/artic...28/story.jhtml

They liked me they really liked me!!

media 12-28-2007 11:21 AM

Dude.. are you feeling better yet? Whats the word?

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 13573139)
Dude.. are you feeling better yet? Whats the word?


I am still very much fucked up and sore-
Have a wound the size of a golfball under my arm that is packed with Gauze-
U cannot imagine the pain- I don't wish this infection on anyone!

Thanks for thinking of me Media-
I felt near death a week ago

uno 12-28-2007 11:25 AM

God damn. Feel better KB.

Poppy 12-28-2007 11:26 AM

Nice KB.

Dirty F 12-28-2007 11:27 AM

By MTV??

Evil Chris 12-28-2007 11:30 AM

haha... nice.

MrIzzz 12-28-2007 11:32 AM

Kb has nice tender buttocks

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2007 11:33 AM

bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle

Ramos 12-28-2007 11:33 AM

curtis is on the case.....rest easy

Casa Nova 12-28-2007 11:36 AM

good shit KB Congrats, & get better soon.

Jman 12-28-2007 11:42 AM

Congrats PIMP, you deserve it.

Strickie 12-28-2007 11:43 AM

Hells yeah! Congrats KB, hope you start feeling better.

RyanL 12-28-2007 11:49 AM

Congrats :)

V_RocKs 12-28-2007 11:55 AM

Con-fucking-grats!

Now what happened to the arm?

OMG Jim 12-28-2007 11:57 AM

Fuck yea KB. I just say you on the Showtime ad last night:thumbsup

Congrats on the kudos from Kurt and sorry to hear about your wound!:Oh crap

Best Documentary: "American Cannibal: The Road to Reality"

"... no true story was more deeply strange than the one told in this mesmerizing Indie (film). It's about a pair of earnest TV scribes driven by financial desperation into the jungles of reality television ? and into the arms of a flamboyantly unsavory pornographer-financier (the evocatively named Kevin Blatt). The film makes you feel like taking a shower afterward, as long as this guy doesn't try to hop in with you."

I remember your first screening of American Cannibal you gave us at the Phoenix Forum. Nice work on the film and an even better job on promoting it.

Hope you have a great New Year in 2008. Can't wait to see what you come up with!
_

HouseHead 12-28-2007 12:00 PM

thats cool bro

tony286 12-28-2007 12:04 PM

Im happy for you but they dont paint a flattering picture of you at all.
flamboyantly unsavory pornographer-financier (the evocatively named Kevin Blatt). The film makes you feel like taking a shower afterward, as long as this guy doesn't try to hop in with you.

tony286 12-28-2007 12:06 PM

Im happy for you but they dont paint a flattering picture of you at all.
flamboyantly unsavory pornographer-financier (the evocatively named Kevin Blatt). The film makes you feel like taking a shower afterward, as long as this guy doesn't try to hop in with you.

MikeB 12-28-2007 12:17 PM

Congrats KB. I hope you feel better soon.

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13573309)
Im happy for you but they dont paint a flattering picture of you at all.
flamboyantly unsavory pornographer-financier (the evocatively named Kevin Blatt). The film makes you feel like taking a shower afterward, as long as this guy doesn't try to hop in with you.


I am an actor that portrayed myself-
So in that regard I am flattered.

There is much more to this movie than meets the eye, and I WILL LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG ONCE IT AIRS ON SHOWTIME.

Then you will all understand where I am coming from and what really went down.

Look for an article later on XBIZ about this-

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-28-2007 12:28 PM

Congrats KB

RevSand 12-28-2007 12:31 PM

Congrats man... Guess you did not rub Kurt the wrong way.. :winkwink:


That the same infection you had when I saw you just after your reunion?? :Oh crap You have had that for some time now..

D-Money 12-28-2007 12:39 PM

Man, I want to go back and read all of the haters quotes and post a thread.

They never chime in when they see it's a successfull movie.

Personally, I think I stole the show in this movie. My 2 seconds were glorious.

JFK 12-28-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money (Post 13573430)
Man, I want to go back and read all of the haters quotes and post a thread.

They never chime in when they see it's a successfull movie.

Personally, I think I stole the show in this movie. My 2 seconds were glorious.

Congrats to you KB and here's to your 2 secs D$:drinkup:drinkup

GTS Mark 12-28-2007 01:03 PM

Congrats to KB!!!!! You are loved and revered by all Canadians after your movie played up here on the CBC last month hehe!!

All the best buddy!
DH

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 13573498)
Congrats to KB!!!!! You are loved and revered by all Canadians after your movie played up here on the CBC last month hehe!!

All the best buddy!
DH

I am both touched and honored to join the ranks of Celine Dion, Geddy Lee, Bryan Adams, Pam Anderson and Dan Ackroyd...

I WONDER HOW THEY FEEL?
:-))

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 13573398)
Congrats man... Guess you did not rub Kurt the wrong way.. :winkwink:


That the same infection you had when I saw you just after your reunion?? :Oh crap You have had that for some time now..

That infection went away-but resurfaced again in the other arm last week.
People need to be warned about this especially in PORN VALLEY-

This is an infectious disease running rampant and many porn stars are coming up with thisand not realizing what it is-

Dr's will tell u it's a boil or spider bite- but if you get it swabbed and tested it's most likely Staph or MRSA-

Both are NO JOKE, and AIM DOES NOT TEST OR TELL THEIR PATIENTS ABOUT THIS!

You can be a carrier of this an not even know it like Herpes.

And .......unlike Herpes, MRSA can KILL you!

Word to the wise- be safe, wash your hands, and don't sleep with whores.

D-Money 12-28-2007 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 13573551)

Word to the wise- be safe, wash your hands, and don't sleep with whores.

Practice what you preach!

Hey it could be worse, imagine if the infection was on your cock.

Your new name is, "The American Canniboil"

Phoenix 12-28-2007 01:37 PM

cool stuff man...havent seen it yet...but i want to

shit man..that is serious infection

ugh

C H R I S 12-28-2007 02:27 PM

Good stuff Kevin - I really enjoyed the movie as well...... see you in vegas

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money (Post 13573590)
Practice what you preach!

Hey it could be worse, imagine if the infection was on your cock.

Your new name is, "The American Canniboil"

Then it would be called "Staph on my Cockus"

B O B 12-28-2007 03:04 PM

hey congrats man, 2008 is gonna be a great year for you!

Mr. Cool Ice 12-28-2007 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 13573385)

There is much more to this movie than meets the eye, and I WILL LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG ONCE IT AIRS ON SHOWTIME.

Great. Now none of us will be able to sleep until we know what it is!!!! :mad:

D Ghost 12-28-2007 03:33 PM

Very awesome congratulations duuude!

Halcyon 12-28-2007 03:35 PM

That is so cool. Very impressive, my friend!

Big Red Machine 12-28-2007 03:36 PM

Congrats on all the success....its funny I just got vios and saw you on a commercial

baddog 12-28-2007 03:37 PM

Congrats

Firehorse 12-28-2007 03:59 PM

Congrats on your award, and a fast recovery to you! :thumbsup

CuriousToyBoy 12-28-2007 04:12 PM

Nothing like good news as an excellent painkiller matey.

Good for you and get well soon!

;-)

Hollywood Horwitz 12-28-2007 04:58 PM

congrats KB! Hey man, I want the soundtrack to your movie, fucking love GBV! p.s. a copy of the movie for Hannakah would be nice to, ha

Cory W 12-28-2007 05:01 PM

It was the best movie I saw last year. And I am a movie snob.

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 05:09 PM

Thanks to everyone for my well wishes-

And to Cory for his two thumbs up:thumbsup:thumbsup

I just got some bad news- the specimen came back that i tested positive for MRSA
:-((

All the antibiotics I have been taking are resistant- now they areputting me on heavy duty shit.

This is really no fun-
The good news is that I am not contagious and my wound is healing nicely

Bad news is I dont know if this could appear again later on down the road-

The Government and Dr's are being very secretive about this pandemic-
This is serious shit people-

IF you notice what appears to be a bug or spider bite go get it checked immediately- this can KILL YOU!

marketsmart 12-28-2007 06:01 PM

i think it would be a great publicity stunt if you had your arm amputated... since you are the (self-disputed) king of publicity, i think you should go for it...

btw.. did you get this disease from that girl that left you for a bartender?

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 13574653)
i think it would be a great publicity stunt if you had your arm amputated... since you are the (self-disputed) king of publicity, i think you should go for it...

btw.. did you get this disease from that girl that left you for a bartender?

No- but you have a good memory-
lol

I didn't get anything from her thank G-d, but she did contract Herpes from someone who happens to frequent this board. I thank the Lord I never got that.

This is more excruciating than Herpes though I can tell you that much


I am not having any limbs amputated for press-
I am getting great press without even having to pop a zit.:pimp

spacedog 12-28-2007 06:07 PM

Gonna go see if the dvd rental store has it

TheAmericanCannibal 12-28-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 13574674)
Gonna go see if the dvd rental store has it

Where do u live?

If there is a Hollywood Video nearby it's a sure bet they'll have it.
If not, it can be bought at Best Buy, Fry's, Circuit City etc...

Porno Dan 12-28-2007 07:35 PM

:thumbsup That is a true honor.

I am proud to say I know you.

ytcracker 12-28-2007 07:44 PM

gj kb
fame was always our destiny

nico-t 12-28-2007 07:47 PM

kb is a mongoloid


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