I Started Taking Colon Cleansing Pills (Pics of 6ft Turd Coming Soon!)
 

I'll be sure to post pics of my 6ft turd when it comes. :winkwink:

good luck on that :thumbsup

Be sure to weigh it for us.

Which pills are you taking? I experimented with a few when I was working my way back into shape, and I have kind of a mixed opinion on them...

have fun I guess.lol

How does it work? like exlax? do you just randomly start shitting or can you control when you take a shit?

Poopin is cool

any colon cleanse that is a laxitave is going to fuck your life up forever.. have fun shitting in your pants and never will it be fixed

I'm taking Nature's Secret - Super Cleanse

Have you any experience with this type? This is my first time doing the whole colon cleansing thing, so I'm kind of excited about it. :upsidedow

What????

I took some metimucel today, what about that?

You can control when you take a shit for the most part, but I noticed that right after I ate I would be on the shitter 15-20 minutes later. I had the most success with oxypowder.com and aloeease.com. You have to remember that there is absolutely no scientific fact behind colon cleansing, and for the most part it is considered a pseudo science. It did make me feel better, and it was a useful tool in getting me back to my target weight..

You better buy yourself a shower curtain to put around your toilet bowl. Here comes the magnificent SPRAY!!!! Good luck!!!

I'm not familiar with that particular brand, but let me ask you this. Does is ask you to take anything else with it, like olive oil? The alternative medicine page on about.com has a good article about a few scam colon cleansing programs that have you take olive oil with them, which cause you to pass circular waste that actually has nothing to do with colon cleansing and is just the byproduct of the olive oil...

No, it doesn't say to take anything extra. It just says to take 1 pill the first night, then increase the dose by 1 pill each following night, until loose stool develops.

So you guys get off on taking massive dumps?

I want to take a massive dump large enough to block traffic!!!

Go whiteboy!

You act like that is weird or something. :)

Im doing this one right now

http://www.drnatura.com/product_pic/...4cdc4ffe0cac9b

it doesnt make u shit liek crazy or one of those harsh kits

Its all natural

Been on it a week. I do one about once a year

Good for the body good for the soul LOL

That is great. You will lose about five pounds.

colon cleansing results >> poop pics

You guys are morans... this colon cleanse is bullshit. You're just gonna shit the cleansing product. Ask your doctor.

My favorite Beavis and Butthead quote... (beavis) "Please come out of my butt!"

he colon cleanse as a means of removing 'body toxins' is pretty much a crock of shit. anyone who tells you that you can cure cancer or whatnot through a cleanse, needs to leanse themselves of the crack cocaine they've been smoking. however, there is a big buildup of random shit that does build up in your plumbing, which if you go through the effort of expelling, will make you feel alot better afterwards. less fatigue is a definite outcome i found. i never took cleansing pills. i just went on a fast. took some fiber pills to aid in making the odd bowel movement, and that was it. some of the nasty sludge you shit out of your body is ridiculous. and yes, you do feel a world better afterward for it.

anyone who runs around saying the cleanse thing is a quack idea hasn't tried it. no it is not the miracle cure for disease, yes it is a good way to reduce the load your body is carrying...

Your doctor is mostly fat and out of shape.

Well, Do nt take it regularly if its a laxative, otherwise you will become dependent on needing them.

Those colon cleanse pills that are laxitives can really fuck you up if you use em alot... you will have to use em forever if it gets bad

Awesome convo for the first thing in the morning. Serious why would anybody need to take this stuff. What a waste of money.. I'll cook a few curry dishes or some vindaloo on you'll shit fine the next day. No worries..LOL.

So what was the OUTCOME of this? I just picked up Nature's Secret Ultimate Cleanse and am curious what to expect.

I love reading testimonials about this stuff and being shocked and awed by the pics.

My only concern is whether or not my toilet can handle it. No one in the testimonials says that they had problems flushing their enormous, long, ropey poops but maybe that's because they were so proud of them they turned them into a backyard sculpture garden.

a real man would just fast for a month

thinking you've done something significant for your health because you've ingested a laxative is extremely naive. taking pics to show others what you've done, is beyond disturbing.

Beyond disturbing? YOU are the one giving your dog a prostate massage. People in glass houses . . . sheesh!

Can't wait. :)