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directfiesta 01-05-2008 05:57 PM

SHOOT 'EM UP : what a piece of shit movie !!!!
 
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farkedup 01-05-2008 06:01 PM

I didn't have any plans of watching this.... it just looked bad in the previews LOL

L-Pink 01-05-2008 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13611681)
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Looking at the two gun shooter in the poster should have told you that.

Ryan St. Germain 01-05-2008 06:05 PM

I would have to say that Shoot em up should be nominated for a "biggest waste of a talented cast" award.

Monique Niccole 01-05-2008 06:06 PM

I watched that piece of shit Thursday night.

I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.

Pleasurepays 01-05-2008 06:07 PM

ha... was just looking at it not even 5 minutes ago on PPV... glad i didn't watch it. chose re-runs of Rome instead.
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Ryan St. Germain 01-05-2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete (Post 13611707)
I watched that piece of shit Thursday night.

I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.

I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

Farang 01-05-2008 06:36 PM

I watched first 30 minutes or so

bronco67 01-05-2008 06:40 PM

I went to see it in the theater, was definitely not feeling it after 20 minutes. I would have stuck with it if it weren't for a roving gang of ghetto-rats that sat down behind me to have a party.

I got up and walked in to Balls of Fury, where I had a good 'ol time.

I guess it didn't get any better.

milan 01-05-2008 06:43 PM

One of the worst movies ever! I write better stories sitting on the toilet taking a dump!

vending_machine 01-05-2008 06:43 PM

That movie rocked!!

=^..^= 01-05-2008 06:58 PM

I turned it off after the opening scene what a waste of 5 minutes of my life!!!

Persius 01-05-2008 07:01 PM

That movie was so stupiD1!!!!:warning

V_RocKs 01-05-2008 07:43 PM

I smoke crack rocks

Enemator 01-05-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkCircus (Post 13611737)
I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

Yeah, I'm highly dissapointed in Giamatti taking this role. Don't forget The Illusionist...

Monique Niccole 01-05-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkCircus (Post 13611737)
I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

Interesting.

I thought it was more like they have his wife suspended over a tank full of sharks and the only way they'd release her is if he appeared in this crap movie.

notoldschool 01-05-2008 08:12 PM

the movies sucked and it actually got good reviews. Waste of time.

evildick 01-05-2008 08:14 PM

I thought it was pretty funny. But I happen to like movies where a lot of people get killed and the guy doing the shooting always has a one-liner to follow things up with.

starpimps 01-05-2008 10:36 PM

it was like children of men kinda, but a tad worse lol

Xrated J 01-05-2008 10:39 PM

i didnt have it on the wanna see list, and its deff not getting on there now

minusonebit 01-05-2008 10:40 PM

It looked good in the previews. I ended up seeing it in the theature and agree, it sucked. Then again, don't they all.

Red Ezra 01-06-2008 01:36 AM

children of men was awesome - shoot em up was dog poopee

JFK 01-06-2008 01:41 AM

Pretty harsh critiques in here ! I liked it, its a change from ALL the Other mindless drivel that is out there:2 cents:


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