Serious Question- Has anyone ever had a colonic?
 

I have been reading alot about it and am curious who has had one and what the benefit was if any at all.

Pro - you get water shot up your ass and shit all over yourself.
Cons - you paid someone to shoot water up your ass and cause you to shit all over yourself.

Medical benefits - Zero unless you need a CAT scan, MRI or other gastric type issue.

i got a coffee colonic done

i was refreshed

it doesn't count if you did it yourself in the hotel room at the phoenix forum with the gardners hose and the hotels coffee pot from the room.

:(:(:(:( but it was freshly brewed

People have died because of them, not sterile conditions caused it so be careful.

I had Wild Turkey and ginger ale done

I was trashed

It can have benefits if you have someone that REALLY knows what they are doing.

It works in a similar way to CAPD - it can be a great Detox.

Shoving a hose up your ass and hoping for the best just wont work, however much fun it sounds.

Damien with all due respect our bodies detox just fine all by themselves and you will not find any real legit medical data saying that it detoxes you or any of the other odd ball off the wall shit it spouts like undigested meats from years ago or any of that other crap.

Whatever you do, don't use alcohol

I know it sounds like quakery and for the most part it is - but as I said if someone REALLY knows what they are doing it can be beneficial.

Have a look how CAPD (Continuous ambulatory peritoneal dialysis) works and you will get the idea.....

Its one of those strange things that from my distant past I know something about. :)

Thanks guys. We had some friends in town for two weeks and did stop partying. Now that they left, I feel so tired and thought a good cleanse might help me feel better:)

i like poo

I've had a few scans Colonostophy or what ever they call them. Basically a camera up the butt, not funny. So had a few Colonics, again not fun and feel no different afterwards.

Before all you young guys laugh and take the piss remember you have this to look forward to.